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JFL I tried flirting with my foid weed dealer

NEETAndTidy

NEETAndTidy

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Her responce to me saying id like to make her happy after she talked about being unhappy with her bf

Was to reply with an angry react...

Jfl. My pathetic existence is a joke. A fucking joke.
 
its 0ver buy weed from dispensary
 
that's terrible flirting i don't blame you though we have no xp
 
I wish eternal suffering upon femoids.
 
that's terrible flirting i don't blame you though we have no xp
She went on about how she was unhappy and miserible and I said "I'd love to make you happy"
It doesnt seem to autistic to me tbh
 
She went on about how she was unhappy and miserible and I said "I'd love to make you happy"
It doesnt seem to autistic to me tbh
coz that text makes it seems like your assuming she will leave her bf at the first sign of trouble
 
coz that text makes it seems like your assuming she will leave her bf at the first sign of trouble
Idk I'm retarded I guess
 
why smoke weed when you can smoke yourself :feelzez::kys::feelsrope:
 
That was no a smart thing to do. She was looking for validation from you but not like that
 
no above all she hates you for not being chad it's not your fault
how much do you smoke and how much do you buy at a time
I enjoy weed. I'm not giving you amounts lol
That was no a smart thing to do. She was looking for validation from you but not like that
Yeah well fuck it. I have another source
 
No afterlife. Even my shitty life is better then nonexistent tbh

death is a sweet release.

I should have stayed NEET instead of slaving away for a few sheckles
 
death is a sweet release.

I should have stayed NEET instead of slaving away for a few sheckles
If death is so ideal then rope. Otherwise you agree that it's worth living a shitty life
 
im high right now
 
Smokes weed. Volcel.
 
If death is so ideal then rope. Otherwise you agree that it's worth living a shitty life

too pussy, id like to give a better reason but thats literally it. :feelsbadman:
 
So existence must be better than nonexistence.

fear of death is inherit in humans, believe me when i say i have no motivation to live, does refusing to die mean i want to exist ? no, my inherit fear of death is the only barrier.

maybe ill conquer that one day when my brother /mother die.
 
fear of death is inherit in humans, believe me when i say i have no motivation to live, does refusing to die mean i want to exist ? no, my inherit fear of death is the only barrier.

maybe ill conquer that one day when my brother /mother die.
If you're scared to die you must value your life more than you want death
 
No you don't have to be a dealer, just buy the weed for her.
What's stopping anyone from buying a girl weed then
 
I never understood foids that sell weed, are they in a gang or do it by themselves?
They are women lmao
 
I never understood foids that sell weed, are they in a gang or do it by themselves?
They are women lmao
She has a boyfriend. So I assume he sells and she sells for him
 
Huh. I actually think your pick up line was on point.
 
What you said to her wasn't that autistic. It didn't work because she's not attracted to you (cuz ur not Chad).
Autistic or not, asperger is shit, and can be completely negated by looks. True autism is much more serious issue.
 
Autistic or not, asperger is shit, and can be completely negated by looks. True autism is much more serious issue.
Clearly I am not doing well. Any seriously autistic person would never be here also. What is your problem then since mild autism with bad looks and being 5'6 ain't shit
 
Her responce to me saying id like to make her happy after she talked about being unhappy with her bf

Was to reply with an angry react...

Jfl. My pathetic existence is a joke. A fucking joke.
All girls bitch about their boyfriends to men they view to be asexual betas. They view ugly incels like us as old men or like children, so when we show interest they get freaked out. It would be like talking to your dog about your problems and then all of sudden it starts talking and says, "Don't worry, NEET, I'll fuck you in the ass." Very unsettling for foids to deal with.
 
All girls bitch about their boyfriends to men they view to be asexual betas. They view ugly incels like us as old men or like children, so when we show interest they get freaked out. It would be like talking to your dog about your problems and then all of sudden it starts talking and says, "Don't worry, NEET, I'll fuck you in the ass." Very unsettling for foids to deal with.
I just dont understand I guess
 
I just dont understand I guess
Girls don't think like us. They aren't honest and up front, you have to pay attention to what they do, not what they say. Their words are worthless. It's easy for me to be friends with girls because I'm "kind and sensitive" but none of them will ever view me as a potential romantic partner because I look like shit. It's a shame, but it's how it is. Girls just want me to listen to their bullshit and give them advice like I'm their grandmother or some shit.
 
Girls don't think like us. They aren't honest and up front, you have to pay attention to what they do, not what they say. Their words are worthless. It's easy for me to be friends with girls because I'm "kind and sensitive" but none of them will ever view me as a potential romantic partner because I look like shit. It's a shame, but it's how it is. Girls just want me to listen to their bullshit and give them advice like I'm their grandmother or some shit.
I feel you man. Shit sucks
 
Well that is a titanicly beta way to come on to a girl
 
Well that is a titanicly beta way to come on to a girl
Well excuse me for being mildly autistic with agoraphobia and being 5'6 among other things
 
Most women love a guy who smokes weed, because they get free weed from them.
Same can be applied to literally any commodity that women want
 
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