Mainländer
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My uncle told me earlier today that my 19 yo cousin (he doesn't live here anymore) was coming here to visit and introduce us to his 17 yo girlfriend. She's not even my type or overly appealing to me, but I really didn't feel like sitting here and entertaining her, being reminded how much of an oldcel loser I am, who'll never experience kissing and having sex with a young, untouched (or at least not touched much yet) girl. So I quickly dressed up and went out.
At first I hanged out a bit in the local mall, then I went to a park and finally I decided to go to the local whorehouse just to see how things are going around there now with covid. My predictions came to fruition; the number of prostitutes working there increased because of the covid-related economic setback, but the looks level of them is lower than ever because only really poor favela foids who don't give a damn are willing to sell their bodies amidst this covid shit. Luckily, I really don't feel like going to escorts ever again.
In my way there I saw many beggars also, which is to be expected with the crisis. Absolutely brutal.
But anyway, I came back home after walking a lot and my uncle told me my cousin will come again tomorrow, JFL. And tomorrow I won't be able to go out because it's my uncle's birthday. It's over, I'll have to sit there and endure my high-tier normie cousin rubbing his teen girlfriend on my face.
At first I hanged out a bit in the local mall, then I went to a park and finally I decided to go to the local whorehouse just to see how things are going around there now with covid. My predictions came to fruition; the number of prostitutes working there increased because of the covid-related economic setback, but the looks level of them is lower than ever because only really poor favela foids who don't give a damn are willing to sell their bodies amidst this covid shit. Luckily, I really don't feel like going to escorts ever again.
In my way there I saw many beggars also, which is to be expected with the crisis. Absolutely brutal.
But anyway, I came back home after walking a lot and my uncle told me my cousin will come again tomorrow, JFL. And tomorrow I won't be able to go out because it's my uncle's birthday. It's over, I'll have to sit there and endure my high-tier normie cousin rubbing his teen girlfriend on my face.