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edger0uter

edger0uter

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Last weekend, I actually managed to meet up with a foid. I found her on a dating app, and it was suspiciously easy to convince her to come over, so naturally I thought that she would simply block me before we meet, like it has happened before. To my surprise, she actually showed up.

We went inside my apartment and sat down on my couch, starting to talk and getting to know each other. She was talking a lot, to the point I started paying less attention and simply nodding with my head, but among her yapping she casually dropped weird stories, including from her work, that low-key confirmed she isn't wife material. In one of said work stories, one of her co-workers, married with kids, attempted to open her bra while walking by her. In another story, outside of work, she was sunbathing without a top and, when a boat with guys came along and started going crazy over the view, she went for a swim and started playing water polo so she could "provoke them" by letting them see her tits jiggle up and down. Sounds like she's a whore, right? Well, she told me that she has a body count of 3, so that can't be, right?

We continued talking and started getting along well, surprisingly. We shared a similar music taste, she got a job where she makes a lot of money, more than I do with my college graduation (suspicious), and she planned to go to college as well. Sometime later, we talked about our red flags to see if there is anything that the other person would consider a no-go. You wouldn't believe how surprised I was when she told me that she doesn't mind any of my red flags. She doesn't mind that I'm into feet, she doesn't mind that I'm into mommy doms, she doesn't mind that I stopped brushing my teeth a while ago, ... it was like I hit a jackpot, if we ignore the stories she told.

In the evening, we started to cuddle. Female warmth, a dream come true. I even got to both see and touch her tits. And when I thought things couldn't get any better, she agreed to sleeping over. My first time sleeping next to a girl. Is this what Chad feels like every day?

Only one thing could have made this whole thing perfect - if she had let me fuck her. However, that didn't happen. Why? Because she, allegedly, has this rule where she doesn't fuck on the first date. We all know what that really means - that's a rule she would break for Chad in an instant. This hurt me. Things went so well and then this.

On the next day, Monday, I decided to ask her for a second date because, while she seems like a whore, this was the closest I ever got to feeling like Chad. I got ignored for the entire day. Until I got desperate and decided to blow up her phone. When she finally responded, she broke a new world record in the "women destroy edger0uter's mental health any% speedrun" category - she told me she has to ask her boss whether she can meet me again because usually she only meets with "men who are profitable for the business".

She's an actual whore. A hooker. She played with my feelings, pretending to like me, probably to get me to spend money on her eventually. Luckily, I didn't spend a penny on her.

This whole thing probably sounds made up, due to how crazy it sounds, but it did happen. Is there a coming back from this? Getting played by a hooker? I feel like I can only kms at this point.
 
I was trying to be as honest as possible, so she would leave me directly if that was an issue and not waste my time.
if you thought it was your chance at ascending, why tf would you start chatting about foot fetishes and mommy doms

tbh that's funny af
 
@Fat Link @Uggo Mongo @PLA1092 @LeFrenchCel @Dregster @TheProphetMuscle @SlayerSlayer @The Enforcer
 
She would have met up with you as well. I was only a potential customer to her.
no, I am not fakecel

how are you a potential customer if she never even asked for money? if she wanted you to pay for sex, she could have asked

it sounds dynfubctional to have a business where whores spend hours of their time with clients, but with no offer of sex in exchange for money
 
if you thought it was your chance at ascending, why tf would you start chatting about foot fetishes and mommy doms

tbh that's funny af
Well, if I was just trying to fuck, I probably wouldn't have chatting about that, but I actually want a girlfriend...
 
no, I am not fakecel

how are you a potential customer if she never even asked for money? if she wanted you to pay for sex, she could have asked

it sounds dynfubctional to have a business where whores spend hours of their time with clients, but with no offer of sex in exchange for money
She probably would have started to ask me for money eventually. I feel like she was trying to get me hooked before pulling me in.
 
She probably would have started to ask me for money eventually. I feel like she was trying to get me hooked before pulling me in.
she spent a lot of time with you without making any profit, and then didn't offer her services when you called for a second date

I'm not sure how that's supposed to lead to anything
 
doesn’t sound like she was trying to make money off you, she probably told her pimp that she was dating a guy and he got mad and told her that she can only date paying customers
 
Girl couldn't handle the Chad energy from a Bluecel.
jfl

these fakecel blues can literally talk to foids about their foot fetishes and get them to stick around, meanwhile actual incels are khhv

so much for 'personality'
 
she spent a lot of time with you without making any profit, and then didn't offer her services when you called for a second date

I'm not sure how that's supposed to lead to anything
Are you trying to tell me that she was into me?
 
doesn’t sound like she was trying to make money off you, she probably told her pimp that she was dating a guy and he got mad and told her that she can only date paying customers
Why would she discuss her dating life with her pimp?
 
jfl

these fakecel blues can literally talk to foids about their foot fetishes and get them to stick around, meanwhile actual incels are khhv

so much for 'personality'
Girl comes over, listen to your bullshits for hours and let you play with her titties and spend the night with you. If she wanted money, she couldve made a ton in all that wasted time. OP is a chad mogger.
 
If you pushed a bit she would be all over your dick jfl.
 
What kind of a prostitute has 3 bodycount?
 
Are you trying to tell me that she was into me?
no I'm saying that sounds like a bad business model and Trump would have fired her on The Apprentice

she might not be into you, but I don't think she visited you because she wanted money. it's just inefficient, there's already plenty of demand for whores and spending hours with you would be pointless
 
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Girl comes over, listen to your bullshits for hours and let you play with her titties and spend the night with you. If she wanted money, she couldve made a ton in all that wasted time.
ikr

least obvious fakecel
 
Last weekend, I actually managed to meet up with a foid. I found her on a dating app, and it was suspiciously easy to convince her to come over, so naturally I thought that she would simply block me before we meet, like it has happened before. To my surprise, she actually showed up.

We went inside my apartment and sat down on my couch, starting to talk and getting to know each other. She was talking a lot, to the point I started paying less attention and simply nodding with my head, but among her yapping she casually dropped weird stories, including from her work, that low-key confirmed she isn't wife material. In one of said work stories, one of her co-workers, married with kids, attempted to open her bra while walking by her. In another story, outside of work, she was sunbathing without a top and, when a boat with guys came along and started going crazy over the view, she went for a swim and started playing water polo so she could "provoke them" by letting them see her tits jiggle up and down. Sounds like she's a whore, right? Well, she told me that she has a body count of 3, so that can't be, right?

We continued talking and started getting along well, surprisingly. We shared a similar music taste, she got a job where she makes a lot of money, more than I do with my college graduation (suspicious), and she planned to go to college as well. Sometime later, we talked about our red flags to see if there is anything that the other person would consider a no-go. You wouldn't believe how surprised I was when she told me that she doesn't mind any of my red flags. She doesn't mind that I'm into feet, she doesn't mind that I'm into mommy doms, she doesn't mind that I stopped brushing my teeth a while ago, ... it was like I hit a jackpot, if we ignore the stories she told.

In the evening, we started to cuddle. Female warmth, a dream come true. I even got to both see and touch her tits. And when I thought things couldn't get any better, she agreed to sleeping over. My first time sleeping next to a girl. Is this what Chad feels like every day?

Only one thing could have made this whole thing perfect - if she had let me fuck her. However, that didn't happen. Why? Because she, allegedly, has this rule where she doesn't fuck on the first date. We all know what that really means - that's a rule she would break for Chad in an instant. This hurt me. Things went so well and then this.

On the next day, Monday, I decided to ask her for a second date because, while she seems like a whore, this was the closest I ever got to feeling like Chad. I got ignored for the entire day. Until I got desperate and decided to blow up her phone. When she finally responded, she broke a new world record in the "women destroy edger0uter's mental health any% speedrun" category - she told me she has to ask her boss whether she can meet me again because usually she only meets with "men who are profitable for the business".

She's an actual whore. A hooker. She played with my feelings, pretending to like me, probably to get me to spend money on her eventually. Luckily, I didn't spend a penny on her.

This whole thing probably sounds made up, due to how crazy it sounds, but it did happen. Is there a coming back from this? Getting played by a hooker? I feel like I can only kms at this point.
Terrible scheme

These useless 2020+ prostitutes are trying to receive money without giving sex these days. It's maddening how hard they are pushing to sell their lame ass "content" of them getting fucked by some other dude and have you pay to watch :feelstastyman::feelstastyman::feelstastyman:
 
Girl comes over, listen to your bullshits for hours and let you play with her titties and spend the night with you. If she wanted money, she couldve made a ton in all that wasted time. OP is a chad mogger.
I am literally 140 kilos
 
Terrible nonsense scheme and a shitty person. I hope the universe gets back at her for playing you like that OP
 
Terrible nonsense scheme and a shitty person. I hope the universe gets back at her for playing you like that OP
I hate women so much. She gave me so much hope, only to destroy it all at once.
 
So it was a prostitute or she did that for free?
 
Send dating app messages or larp.
 
@PLA1092 @Uggo Mongo @proudweeb you wont ban hin for getting in bed with foids for free but i get banned for one(1) joke?!?!? HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA A A A A A. A A. A
 
@PLA1092 @Uggo Mongo @proudweeb you wont ban hin for getting in bed with foids for free but i get banned for one(1) joke?!?!? HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA A A A A A. A A. A
Why are you tagging me like I'm going to read alladat. Give me the cliffs.
 
Why are you tagging me like I'm going to read alladat. Give me the cliffs.
He gotna date with a foid on a dating app and slept with her but no sex
BRo!
 
Retarded for discussing your flaws / weird fetishes .

You should have showed some Initiative / Aggression since she was already willing to sleep over .
 
Last weekend, I actually managed to meet up with a foid. I found her on a dating app, and it was suspiciously easy to convince her to come over, so naturally I thought that she would simply block me before we meet, like it has happened before. To my surprise, she actually showed up.

We went inside my apartment and sat down on my couch, starting to talk and getting to know each other. She was talking a lot, to the point I started paying less attention and simply nodding with my head, but among her yapping she casually dropped weird stories, including from her work, that low-key confirmed she isn't wife material. In one of said work stories, one of her co-workers, married with kids, attempted to open her bra while walking by her. In another story, outside of work, she was sunbathing without a top and, when a boat with guys came along and started going crazy over the view, she went for a swim and started playing water polo so she could "provoke them" by letting them see her tits jiggle up and down. Sounds like she's a whore, right? Well, she told me that she has a body count of 3, so that can't be, right?

We continued talking and started getting along well, surprisingly. We shared a similar music taste, she got a job where she makes a lot of money, more than I do with my college graduation (suspicious), and she planned to go to college as well. Sometime later, we talked about our red flags to see if there is anything that the other person would consider a no-go. You wouldn't believe how surprised I was when she told me that she doesn't mind any of my red flags. She doesn't mind that I'm into feet, she doesn't mind that I'm into mommy doms, she doesn't mind that I stopped brushing my teeth a while ago, ... it was like I hit a jackpot, if we ignore the stories she told.

In the evening, we started to cuddle. Female warmth, a dream come true. I even got to both see and touch her tits. And when I thought things couldn't get any better, she agreed to sleeping over. My first time sleeping next to a girl. Is this what Chad feels like every day?

Only one thing could have made this whole thing perfect - if she had let me fuck her. However, that didn't happen. Why? Because she, allegedly, has this rule where she doesn't fuck on the first date. We all know what that really means - that's a rule she would break for Chad in an instant. This hurt me. Things went so well and then this.

On the next day, Monday, I decided to ask her for a second date because, while she seems like a whore, this was the closest I ever got to feeling like Chad. I got ignored for the entire day. Until I got desperate and decided to blow up her phone. When she finally responded, she broke a new world record in the "women destroy edger0uter's mental health any% speedrun" category - she told me she has to ask her boss whether she can meet me again because usually she only meets with "men who are profitable for the business".

She's an actual whore. A hooker. She played with my feelings, pretending to like me, probably to get me to spend money on her eventually. Luckily, I didn't spend a penny on her.

This whole thing probably sounds made up, due to how crazy it sounds, but it did happen. Is there a coming back from this? Getting played by a hooker? I feel like I can only kms at this point.
you should of forced yourself on her
i mean you were already grabbing her tits so why didnt you just go for it
 
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FailedNormies.is
You convinced her to come over,
Thats something many here wont ever get to experience, including me.
Over for kangas:feelsrope:
 
you should of forced yourself on her
i mean you were already grabbing her tits so why didnt you just go for it
I doubt that this would have worked. If it was a regular foid, maybe, but not on someone who usually charges others for that stuff
 
FailedNormies.is
You convinced her to come over,
Thats something many here wont ever get to experience, including me.
Over for kangas:feelsrope:
She would have visited you as well. She doesn’t care who she‘s meeting. Maybe she‘s even targeting the aesthetically impaired, to make a quick buck.
 
Retarded for discussing your flaws / weird fetishes .

You should have showed some Initiative / Aggression since she was already willing to sleep over .
If I didn‘t care about her as a person and only wanted to smash, I wouldn’t have talked about that kind of stuff. She pretended to be different, however, and tricked me into thinking that she‘s someone I can be honest with.
 
It doesn't make sense for an escort to agree to this. Very suspicious.
 
At first I was like "this is a fakecel" but then the ending was so fucking brutal. I'd personally kms if that happened to me, the embarrassment would be too much....

But yeah the boat story is how women think, they weaponize their sexuality. I suspect that she gave you a taster and expected you to return to her and pay for sex.

Don't do it brocel. If a hooker agreed to sleep over at your place then you have a chance of ascending. Hookermogs me.
 

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