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It's Over i think my mom took my lighter and it made my fantasize about running away

Indari

Indari

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I'm fucking ripped right now on green crack.
I just went to vape a bowl from my vapcap for the first time in a few days and couldn't my torch lighter anywhere and I thought I knew where I left it but it is NOWHERE and my mom had been getting really annoyingly weird about weed and she saw my vapcap and my torch lighter together when she went in my room one time while I was high so maybe she went in my room when I wasn't there and took the lighter but didn't get the vapcap since I put it away? Made me so mad I took this scenario farther. I was so mad I imagined myself getting pissed and just taking one of her lighters that she uses for her dumb buddhist shit and her waking up and being like what are you doing in my dumb buddhist shit room and me confronting her and just yelling at the top of my lungs about how fucking annoying she is and going to my room and smashing shit, throwing weights through the fucking windows and walls. She calls the police at this point. I grab a pair of basketball shorts and a t shirt. I take my wallet, keys, and phone and storm out the house into the night still barefoot. I get in my car and drive to a place near my house. She calls me and I answer. I scream at the top of my lungs at the bitch as I speed onto a main road and smash my fucking phone onto the pavement and the bitch shatters. Now that the police can't track me and I get out of town I am home free. i75 to Tampa the sign reads. Along the way I buy socks and random tennis shoes. Are tennis shoes actually made for tennis? I arrive at USF and sleep until the next afternoon. I buy a toothbrush and soap and brush in the sink of the store then eat breakfast at a restaurant. I kill time until night then run into my old skater "friend", X. He acts like he is glad to see me although he is actually not really. I tell him no you're fucking not and yell in that nigger's face. I survive over the next few weeks off restaurant food and sleeping in my car and sometimes a motel to shower. After showering I get a gf instantly. I wear the same clothes everyday though.
holy fuck WHAT WAS THAT? i just grabbed the chain on my fan that would turn on the fan but I saw the room in color for a second as if I grabbed the chain for the lightbulb. then I went to the power switch and it wasn't even on?

damn i never finished typing this last night might as well just post it
 
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i just waked and baked. I wanna ride at fgcu again but I have to fix my bitch ass bike first and i don't know what's wrong with it
 
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i just waked and baked. I wanna ride at fgcu again but I have to fix my bitch ass bike first and i don't know what's wrong with it
Go ER on your bike boyo
 
you just went full autismo. NEVER go full autismo
 
fucking stop smoking weed,that shit ruins you
 
Your posts are legendary
 
calm down sir
 
I was so mad I imagined myself getting pissed and just taking one of her lighters that she uses for her dumb buddhist shit
Act this part irl
 
I thought your mom found your fleshlight, thank god.

Wait, did the part about driving to i95 and buying shoes happened or was it just imagination?
 
i found it
op how old are you
19
I thought your mom found your fleshlight, thank god.

Wait, did the part about driving to i95 and buying shoes happened or was it just imagination?
i imagined it because i am a crazy person. idgaf if she finds my fleshlight
 

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