So there's this one friend I've had for a number of years. Dude is a normie, but was raised in a very autistically religious Evangelical household. Didn't start dating until college, and even then he didn't even really start looking normie-tier attractive till he met his first girlfriend in his early 20s (whom he married in his 30s). We were part of a friend group in our early to mid 20s (he was in his 30s), but it fell apart when one asshole's girlfriend felt like she wasn't number one and forced him to cut chords, and the friend group fell apart from that.
Dead bedroom relationship, she's a nice woman but man is she commandeering. Sets bed times. Obviously very sexless. House has stories of petty drama, like her getting angry over leaving the lights on. He's tried to brag about his sex stories but each time it's so obviously awkward.
Every time I see him, he (and she) almost always goes to the topic of me getting laid. Like he's made it clear "hey dude, you need a girlfriend if you want to keep hanging out, because we are at a stage of life where wife wants to do couples things with other people and wants me to distance myself from single men".
As someone who's been on the defense for most of my life, I immediately instinctively felt the bringing up of the sex every fucking time I meet with him was him using me to try to stop feeling less insecure. "Hey, at least I'm not this asshole". And this is because he will do it randomly in intervals and it seems very tonally different than the tone of the rest of the conversation. Like we went to a concert, and in the middle of the concert he made some kind of joke how I spent my time in college jerking off in my room rather than getting action like he did.
You know, plausible deniability aside, hey its banter, whatever, something occurred to me - this dude doesn't really make efforts to text me or respond to my texts. We do meet a few times a year, but each time its the same shit. He does set some things up like the concert, but I've set things up more frequently. I feel like I'm always the one who initiates.
So I've started analyzing it from a pure dominance perspective and came to the conclusion "Fuck him, he's not worth my time" and decided to mess with him by sending him Satanic stuff with just enough plausible deniability that I'm joking. He's obviously creeped out by it, but I find it really funny. Like I joked with him about how we should start a joke, "obviously joking" but then I made some comments about Theistic Satanism and Hermeticism in a way that made it seem like I was somewhat serious, but still with plausible deniability.
I think I've lost my mind. It's really funny though.
Dead bedroom relationship, she's a nice woman but man is she commandeering. Sets bed times. Obviously very sexless. House has stories of petty drama, like her getting angry over leaving the lights on. He's tried to brag about his sex stories but each time it's so obviously awkward.
Every time I see him, he (and she) almost always goes to the topic of me getting laid. Like he's made it clear "hey dude, you need a girlfriend if you want to keep hanging out, because we are at a stage of life where wife wants to do couples things with other people and wants me to distance myself from single men".
As someone who's been on the defense for most of my life, I immediately instinctively felt the bringing up of the sex every fucking time I meet with him was him using me to try to stop feeling less insecure. "Hey, at least I'm not this asshole". And this is because he will do it randomly in intervals and it seems very tonally different than the tone of the rest of the conversation. Like we went to a concert, and in the middle of the concert he made some kind of joke how I spent my time in college jerking off in my room rather than getting action like he did.
You know, plausible deniability aside, hey its banter, whatever, something occurred to me - this dude doesn't really make efforts to text me or respond to my texts. We do meet a few times a year, but each time its the same shit. He does set some things up like the concert, but I've set things up more frequently. I feel like I'm always the one who initiates.
So I've started analyzing it from a pure dominance perspective and came to the conclusion "Fuck him, he's not worth my time" and decided to mess with him by sending him Satanic stuff with just enough plausible deniability that I'm joking. He's obviously creeped out by it, but I find it really funny. Like I joked with him about how we should start a joke, "obviously joking" but then I made some comments about Theistic Satanism and Hermeticism in a way that made it seem like I was somewhat serious, but still with plausible deniability.
I think I've lost my mind. It's really funny though.
