TeeHee I think I’m in love with him

[Lazyandtalentless]

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He's so sweet and funny and charming. He's super shy, but still pushes himself to be social, which I find admirable. He's dorky in a cute way and his nervousness when we talk is somehow endearing. He's also very handsome. He's tall, has dark hair and beautiful brown eyes. His smile makes my heart skip a beat. We both do cosplay and he showed our friend group a picture of him dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda (specifically the one I coincidentally had a fictional crush on in middle school) and, no way around it, he looked hot. He complained that the wig he was going to use never showed up and I had to stop myself from saying something like "You'd look better without it, I think you look handsome." I found out a while ago that he liked me too, but as I said before he's very shy. I have to be the one to make the first move but I'm also super shy and every time I look at him my brain short circuits and I end up fumbling my words. We’re going to a cosplay event with some friends and I'm gonna build up the courage to ask if he wants to go as Link and Zelda, like together. This is basically my dorky way of flirting with him and finding the courage to be more direct and take the leap.

 

[Wrath]

lots of sucidefuel threads today

 

[Maikowski]

dark triad copers wont touch this

 

[Paladin]

This will never be wrote about any of us

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

I wish I was tall, good looking and shy

 

[AutistSupremacist]

no woman will say this about you btw

 

[Deep.Nest]

This will never be wrote about any of us

ropefuel tbh

 

[Grodd]

He's tall

 

[AutistSupremacist]

dark triad copers wont touch this

not with a 100 metre pole

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

You will never be a girl's fantasy.

 

[HeinzKell]

you gotta be a serious masochist to browse r/crushes

 

[WeirdPanda]

He's so sweet and funny and charming. He's super shy, but still pushes himself to be social, which I find admirable. He's dorky in a cute way and his nervousness when we talk is somehow endearing. He's also very handsome. He's tall, has dark hair and beautiful brown eyes. His smile makes my heart skip a beat. We both do cosplay and he showed our friend group a picture of him dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda (specifically the one I coincidentally had a fictional crush on in middle school) and, no way around it, he looked hot. He complained that the wig he was going to use never showed up and I had to stop myself from saying something like "You'd look better without it, I think you look handsome." I found out a while ago that he liked me too, but as I said before he's very shy. I have to be the one to make the first move but I'm also super shy and every time I look at him my brain short circuits and I end up fumbling my words. We’re going to a cosplay event with some friends and I'm gonna build up the courage to ask if he wants to go as Link and Zelda, like together. This is basically my dorky way of flirting with him and finding the courage to be more direct and take the leap.

Just fucking nuke me out of this earth already.

 

[DepravedAndDeprived]

you gotta be a serious masochist to browse r/crushes

 

[lowz1r]

she or xe who posted that on reddit sounds very retarded

 

[ihatefemcels]

I wish I was tall, good looking and shy

at least I’m shy

 

[Rapistcel]

lots of sucidefuel threads today

 

[The Judge]

But when Im shy, it's considered weird, creepy, and generally off-putting.

 

[Sans]

This shit makes me want to jump out of an airplane

 

[Stupid Clown]

Women
"Men are so shallow! They have such unrealistic expectations "
Also women
"OOIH LOOK AT THAT TALL ATTRACTIVE GUY WITH PERFECT FACIAL FEATURES! I LOVE HIM"

 

[Razielcel]

But when Im shy, it's considered weird, creepy, and generally off-putting.

No winning as inkwell.

 

[Todd Thundercock]

Take the leap, @Fat Link

Oh, he already did

 

[BlackPilledNormi]

This will never be wrote about any of us

Imagine how it would feel to know that someone rode such thing about you

 

[lifeisfucked215]

-cosplay
They are both ugly faggots

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Holy fuck brutal beginning. No girl will ever feel that way about me

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

Just be more confident bro. My friend here slays.

 

[ilieknothing]

dark triad copers wont touch this

Foids want Chad but they want dark triad Chad over nice Chad.

A dark triad evil incel would have more chance than a soy doormat incel but of course less than a nice Chad

 

[ToBurble&Pine]

He's tall

Height is always the first thing in their list of traits

 

[AustrianMogger]

no woman will say this about you btw

 

[AustrianMogger]

No women will make a reddit post talking about how much they like you btw

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

Height is always the first thing in their list of traits

 

[8Ballcel]

pokecels how do we cope with zeldachads

 

[Maikowski]

Foids want Chad but they want dark triad Chad over nice Chad.

A dark triad evil incel would have more chance than a soy doormat incel but of course less than a nice Chad

that's just your insecurity being born a beta Indian, it's not rooted in reality though

 

[Enigmaz]

>Tall and good looking
Many such cases and I'm not even surprised. Shyness is a cool and mysterious trait when you're good looking or just a plain old foid.

 

[guessthatsit]

you gotta be a serious masochist to browse r/crushes

 

[guessthatsit]

>Tall and good looking
Many such cases and I'm not even surprised. Shyness is a cool and mysterious trait when you're good looking or just a plain old foid.

 

[manletcel1488]

Stopped reading at tall

 

[fullofchagrin]

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probably not even good looking lmao just tall, foids don't care about looks above a certain height

 

[twisted]

Shallow fucking hole hope u both bleed to death

 

[ilieknothing]

that's just your insecurity being born a beta Indian, it's not rooted in reality though

Who knew that we still had bluepilled simps filtering through who refer to ad hominems when foids are referred to negatively

 

[drowningindenial]

Stopped reading at tall

 

[drowningindenial]

fuck everything

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

dark triad copers wont touch this

for every one hoe shy Chad pulls dark triad Chad pulls 20

 

[UglyDumbass]

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sperg thinks the movie she watched is real

 

[Wumbus]

>he's tall
every. single. fucking. time.

 

[Wumbus]

Stopped reading at tall

total tallfaggot death

 

[FatFoidHater69]

anyone else just skim through the text until they see "oh also he is very handsome and tall" XD. There we go, the real reason why you care about him.

 

[Maikowski]

Who knew that we still had bluepilled simps filtering through who refer to ad hominems when foids are referred to negatively

lash out some more you 80 IQ indian muppet

 

[Maikowski]

Who knew that we still had bluepilled simps filtering through who refer to ad hominems when foids are referred to negatively

the fuck are you even talking about? literal retard.

 

[Maikowski]

for every one hoe shy Chad pulls dark triad Chad pulls 20

source: your asshole

 

[UnchargedSamsung]

I’m in margaritaville


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