Story I talked with a porn star

[Ellsworth]

Many years ago I went to a bar and they hired a porn star to come do an autograph signing and meet fans etc. it was sort of a bust as hardly anyone was there and the guys that were, were too shy or didn’t care to talk with her.

Since there was no line I went up to talk to her. I told her I always her on O’reily factor and she said Bill and everyone on that show was very nice. She tried getting me to buy some porn tapes but I shrugged it off. I did make her laugh when I said can you do me A favor? I guess it’s usually sexual when people ask porn stars that. I just asked if she would sign an autograph so I could mail to a friend as just a gag gift. She did.

Don’t remember what else we talked about but she had a huge bodyguard on steroids with her. I fapped to her that night.

 

[zangano1]

she had a huge bodyguard on steroids

He fucked her that night

 

[Deleted member 21324]

I fapped to her that night.

I would've done the same.

 

[stuttercel]

I would've done the same.

 

[theson]

Many years ago I went to a bar and they hired a porn star to come do an autograph signing and meet fans etc. it was sort of a bust as hardly anyone was there and the guys that were, were too shy or didn’t care to talk with her.

Since there was no line I went up to talk to her. I told her I always her on O’reily factor and she said Bill and everyone on that show was very nice. She tried getting me to buy some porn tapes but I shrugged it off. I did make her laugh when I said can you do me A favor? I guess it’s usually sexual when people ask porn stars that. I just asked if she would sign an autograph so I could mail to a friend as just a gag gift. She did.

Don’t remember what else we talked about but she had a huge bodyguard on steroids with her. I fapped to her that night.

I wish I lived in the states since all the porn actresses work out of California. I heard it is pretty common for them to escort.

 

[Deleted member 23981]

cool bro, in japan they would've let you fucked the av idol

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

 

[Deleted member 21324]

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[Llama]

OMG YOU IN PORN? CAN I GET A AUTOGRAPH? CANT WAIT TO COOM TO YOU!!

 

[Deleted member 22999]

I saw Mia Khalifa walking around once while I was in a car with my dad we passed her and I didnt say anything to my brother cuz my dad was up front but it was weird. She moved away to Texas I think since then so I doubt any repeats will happen

 

[Deleted member 21324]

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OMG YOU IN PORN? CAN I GET A AUTOGRAPH? CANT WAIT TO COOM TO YOU!!

OMG YES. PLEASE ME TOO I NEED AUTOGRAPH.

 

[stuttercel]

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Thanks for ball

 

[Deleted member 21324]

Thanks for ball

 

[FinnCel]

cool bro, in japan they would've let you fucked the av idol

Dead serious, we could fuck Hitomi Tanaka?

 

[theson]

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OMG YOU IN PORN? CAN I GET A AUTOGRAPH? CANT WAIT TO COOM TO YOU!!

Excuse me but I'm somewhat of a fan of your body of work. Could I bother you for an autograph on my body? Not there -- I had someplace more intimate in mind.

 

[zangano1]

Name?

 

[Deleted member 21324]

I saw Mia Khalifa walking around once while I was in a car with my dad we passed her and I didnt say anything to my brother cuz my dad was up front but it was weird. She moved away to Texas I think since then so I doubt any repeats will happen

That would be fucking weird seeing something like that randomly.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

That would be fucking weird seeing something like that randomly.

Its cuz she used to frequent this place called Joe and the Juice near where I live and we passed her as she was leaving

 

[Deleted member 23981]

Dead serious, we could fuck Hitomi Tanaka?

tbhhhh they let them suck small dickcels tbhhhhhhhhhhh just be yakuza theory

 

[Deleted member 21324]

That's fucking great tbh.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

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OMG YOU IN PORN? CAN I GET A AUTOGRAPH? CANT WAIT TO COOM TO YOU!!

 

[Deleted member 23981]

That's fucking great tbh.

me raping annime gilrs

 

[Ellsworth]

Name?

Mary Carey

 

[Deleted member 4999]

I would've done the same.

 

[Yerberito]

impressive

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Mary Carey

Damn this must've been a long time ago. Should've fucked.

cool bro, in japan they would've let you fucked the av idol

ya know, I heard of this thing they do in Japan where they take their pornstars and fans on a weekend retreat where they can fuck.

 

[Animecel2D]

Interesting, can’t say I’ve done that tbh.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

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weird shit man

 

[>50IQcel]

Mary Carey

wow she's still hot even at her age

 

[singleplayercel]

cool story, OP. Pretty low inhib of you... I'm sure you lowinhibmog more than half of the forum
also mogs me at having cool stories to tell

 

[FrothySolutions]

Mary Carey? Is she a Republican?

 

[Ellsworth]

Damn this must've been a long time ago. Should've fucked.

ya know, I heard of this thing they do in Japan where they take their pornstars and fans on a weekend retreat where they can fuck.

It was. Over 15 years ago.

Mary Carey? Is she a Republican?

No idea but she ran for governor of California back when Arnold ran.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

It was. Over 15 years ago.

No idea but she ran for governor of California back when Arnold ran.

Wasn't she dating Charlie sheen at one point?

 

[Ellsworth]

Wasn't she dating Charlie sheen at one point?

Not that I’m aware of but it’s possible.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I’ve never done that and I don’t want to

 

[Ellsworth]

I’ve never done that and I don’t want to

Tbh so many women are whores and have done porn you probably have without knowing it lol

ok chad

At the time I was young and looksmaxxed but far far from Chad unfortunately. It sick it piss.

 

[Mainländer]

I never payed much heed to famous people. I used to work in an airport and saw them all the time. People would get insane all over them, my co-workers included whenever they came to our counter, and I'd be like "sup" and go back to the Pokémon games I used to play on the firm's pc.

 

[Dionysus]

cool story, OP. Pretty low inhib of you... I'm sure you lowinhibmog more than half of the forum
also mogs me at having cool stories to tell

same i have no cool stories to tell ngl