
ilieknothing
discord: itzamethejeetyjeetsonofjeetsville
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So I usually don’t eat anything for lunch and just go for a walk when I go to the office. Today I went for a walk along the harbour.
A noodlewhore was jogging coming in from the opposite direction towards me. It was reasonably attractive but importantly was a lot smaller than me.
A few years ago I would have made way but now I am not going to move for a foid so I just kept a straight line. The noodlewhore was also keeping a straight line thinking this beta subhuman currycel will make way.
Anyways I did not make way and the expected thing happened. The noodlewhore crashed straight into my left arm and shoulder. The noodlewhore probably ricocheted probably like a meter and my arm didn’t move at all. Thank Allah for the laws of momentum.
It felt very satisfying to tackle the foid, giving at least something back to foidkind for all the pain they caused me.
For all non-manletcels: never give way to foids ever.
A noodlewhore was jogging coming in from the opposite direction towards me. It was reasonably attractive but importantly was a lot smaller than me.
A few years ago I would have made way but now I am not going to move for a foid so I just kept a straight line. The noodlewhore was also keeping a straight line thinking this beta subhuman currycel will make way.
Anyways I did not make way and the expected thing happened. The noodlewhore crashed straight into my left arm and shoulder. The noodlewhore probably ricocheted probably like a meter and my arm didn’t move at all. Thank Allah for the laws of momentum.
It felt very satisfying to tackle the foid, giving at least something back to foidkind for all the pain they caused me.
For all non-manletcels: never give way to foids ever.