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Story I stood next to my crush ish and almost had a heart attack

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First i was talking to the gym instructor than she came near and looked me in the eyes i got so fucking nervous then she started working out next to me and i started shaking almost couldnt breath i thought i was going to pass out right there
 
i know that feel bro
especially when there sweaty
 
Ok , cool story bro
 
You should have groped her.
 
Were your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. Was there vomit on your sweater already, your mom's spaghetti
 
unless you know for sure she is taken you should just confront her, i wish i had the chance to confront crushes where i didnt know they were already taken thus making the whole exercise stupid
 
So a oneitis? While remembering this gives our -15% chance an increase to 0%, it helps to remind yourself that she’s a cum sponge and despises you simply for existing. Not dislike, DESPISE. Your body will still tense up as this is a learned reaction but hopefully it happens less and less until your subconscious remembers to STOP.
 
At least you picked the right username.
 
unless you know for sure she is taken you should just confront her, i wish i had the chance to confront crushes where i didnt know they were already taken thus making the whole exercise stupid
I wish i had the courage and an oportunity to talk to her or any of those hot women at the gym but i think i would get too nervous and die right there
So a oneitis? While remembering this gives our -15% chance an increase to 0%, it helps to remind yourself that she’s a cum sponge and despises you simply for existing. Not dislike, DESPISE. Your body will still tense up as this is a learned reaction but hopefully it happens less and less until your subconscious remembers to STOP.
yeah i dont stand a chance shes even taller than me jfl
Sorry guys im just being honest, i could pretend i dont care about women anymore but i need to vent sometimes
At least you picked the right username.
 
You should have fucked her on spot. Totally worth it.
 
Pathetic, girls don’t like wusses
 
You don't have a chance op. You can try though so you don't have to live with the cope of thinking you actually did have a chance but you didnt talk to her.
 
If she worked out next to you that means she's not completely disgusted in you. I suggest if it happens again try to make small talk. All you can do is try or we'll all be incels forever.
 
Next time Play rape game
 
Isn't that that girl that is like 5'7" while you are 5'2"??
 

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