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I sometimes wish Satan was real so I could give him my soul

tehgymcel420

tehgymcel420

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In return he would give me power which I would use to make the normies and the females suffer.
 
it wouldn't be worth it because you'd only cause normies and cunts to suffer for a finite amount of time, whereas you'd be condemned to suffer for an infinite amount of time afterwards
 
id sell my soul to be normal lol
 
Satan was the original incel:

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If I made a deal with Satan, every 18-25 hot chick would fall in love with me and could do nothing other than attempt to molest me. It would be like a zombie hoard of cute girls across the world streaming towards me, eating brains on the way to maintain their sustenance. I would sit on top of a hill and entertain them all, it would be awesome.
 
I have a heretical religious theory: Satan / Lucifer is actually Prometheus ("bringer of the light"), the one true god who was punished by Zeus and then imprisoned by Yahweh for trying to help humans ascend through technology
 
Satan is real, just do black magic and go from there
 
What? He was described as being the most handsome angel.
Yeah, this was cheek-in-tongue. But it's funny how incels naturally identify with Satan as he is usually depicted: a brooding man-beast excluded from the group.
 
I wouldn't wish for pain on the normies. I would engage in total hedonism, and inflict the pain on them myself
 
Ive legit researched into occultism and shit because of this. Id sell my soul in an instant
 
If you are below 5/10 in looks, your soul is already at one with Satan.
 
Redpill - Satan is just as much cope as Christianity/Jesus
 
I thought you were larping as a Muslim op.
 
Do it. Look up how to sell your soul to Satan and perform the ritual. I bet you won't do it pussy.
 
I thought you were larping as a Muslim op.
Kek, I don't know who's more retarded; the muslim larpers or people who buy the act.





@Stanx22 Jfl at this kafircel.
 
Redpill - Satan is just as much cope as Christianity/Jesus
I'm still inclined to believe in the Skykike/lake of fire theory just because it seems like the worst possible outcome if you go ER or rope, and everything in life trends toward the worst possible outcome. If we could figure out that religion was an invention once and for all, myself and many people here would probably go on the revenge spree of our choice and then embrace eternal oblivion.
 
Kek, I don't know who's more retarded; the muslim larpers or people who buy the act.





@Stanx22 Jfl at this kafircel.
I don't larp as a muslim, I just like many of the concepts from Islam.
 
are u a satanist?
I find the hate craze/ fear steers of fools because of biology amusing. We are such a vanity/ predominance concentrated species.

More people would take up the offer of this currycel than you might imagine. People do all kinds of fucked up things in full belief of Christianity, and yet still believe prominence in this world is more enjoyable/ exciting/ a test of one's personal feats/ characteristic.

As a species we don't wanna just be happy little lambs in safespaces. We want to be the predominant powers in the most trying and terrible shadow regions of existence. That's why we're all here, because our inner biology gives us criticism for not having a belonging in the domination dimensions of life/ external universe to the point where we'd give up our spot in the metaphysical/ non-essential spiritual realm for the more essential prowess in the physical/ material realm. It's our primal biology.
 
@opsec Do you ever consider shirk?
 
@opsec Do you ever consider shirk?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. never. i will take decades of torture in guantanamo over uttering words of shirk.

but u just committed one of the most MASSIVE shirks imagineable. u NEED to repent now bro. your chances at eternity in Jahanam are looking 100% certain as is right now until you sincerely repent.
 
He is quite real,he is called WOMEN
 
i watched that yesterday, i wish i could be an agent of satan so i could wear a black suit and not be ugly
It even worked for Alan in Two and a Half Men
 
I sometimes wish Satan was real so I could give him my face. Only then would he ever know what living in hell is really like.
 
I sometimes wish Satan was real so I could give him my face. Only then would he ever know what living in hell is really like.
Is he Chad or Incel?
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I can't cope with the racepill tonight, @Tellem-T how do I summon Satan?
 
I can't cope with the racepill tonight, @Tellem-T how do I summon Satan?

You need to please satan, commit the most major sins and do black magic. There is guide for black magic, it will also attract jinns which can be a good cope tbh, good luck habibi
 
You need to please satan, commit the most major sins and do black magic. There is guide for black magic, it will also attract jinns which can be a good cope tbh, good luck habibi
Ayyyy we out here doing sorcery

White "incels" just LDAR until they stumble into an asian foid who lets them JBW
Meanwhile, ethnic truecels must resort to invoking the darkest powers in the cosmos to instill us with the strength to find love.
 
Ayyyy we out here doing sorcery

White "incels" just LDAR until they stumble into an asian foid who lets them JBW
Meanwhile, ethnic truecels must resort to invoking the darkest powers in the cosmos to instill us with the strength to find love.
This is a white mans world and we ethnics are just living in it
 
Ayyyy we out here doing sorcery

White "incels" just LDAR until they stumble into an asian foid who lets them JBW
Meanwhile, ethnic truecels must resort to invoking the darkest powers in the cosmos to instill us with the strength to find love.
A priest from my church once told us a story about this guy who sold his soul to the devil to make a female fall in love with him, I think that might be the only chance we have.
 

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