Blackpill I slicked back my hair in an attemp to stylemaxx

[FidelCashflow]

Am I a complete moron for doing this? Slicked back hair is notorious for being a hairstyle that only Chad's can pull off.
Factors that ugly men have such as a big forehead can look even worse with slicked back hair.
I just did it because idk of any other style I can have while I'm growing my hair out. I might get mocked and end up roping tomorrow at school if I look like a complete subhuman with this hair

 

[Mogged Loner]

How am I supposed to know if I can’t see it?

 

[micropenis29]

It's over for SlickedBackcels

 

[Personalityinkwell]

You might as well try tbh. What do you have to lose? If it doesn't work you're still a loser incel.

 

[IamJacksBrokenHeart]

you look good in the picture

 

[Deleted member 1252]

Don’t worry about your hairstyle. It’s your facial bones and height that foids care about.

 

[FidelCashflow]

How am I supposed to know if I can’t see it?

Herr you go:

 

[Robtical]

Just slickmax theory?

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

You should wear your hair however the fuck you want. Obviously slicking back your hair isnt gonna do anything for your SMV but if you like a style or certain haircut why worry if you will get validation from dumbass normies.

You cant fit in with them anyways and they wont like you even if you wear their clothes and have the same hairstyle.

 

[Mogged Loner]

Herr you go:

Your famous

Your DM’s mog my whole existence into a quantum super position

 

[ShadowTheEdgehog]

View attachment 212254

Am I a complete moron for doing this? Slicked back hair is notorious for being a hairstyle that only Chad's can pull off.
Factors that ugly men have such as a big forehead can look even worse with slicked back hair.
I just did it because idk of any other style I can have while I'm growing my hair out. I might get mocked and end up roping tomorrow at school if I look like a complete subhuman with this hair

I was alone with this japanese hairdresser chick and she asked me if I wanted gel and I said yes please. So she reaches down her pants and pull out her Hand, it was dripping wet. "You want sum of this fish Sauce White Boy?"
"of Course m'lady"

And then we made love on the carpet.
It was only later of Course that I found out that 'tis "Lady" was infact, a dude.

This was in the 1980s, Ghostbusters had just come out and Sigourney Weaver was still a hot piece of iron, ready to be molded into shape by the power of my iron dick.

JFL at youngcels...

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I was alone with this japanese hairdresser chick and she asked me if I wanted gel and I said yes please. So she reaches down her pants and pull out her Hand, it was dripping wet. "You want sum of this fish Sauce White Boy?"
"of Course m'lady"

And then we made love on the carpet.
It was only later of Course that I found out that 'tis "Lady" was infact, a dude.

This was in the 1980s, Ghostbusters had just come out and Sigourney Weaver was still a hot piece of iron, ready to be molded into shape by the power of my iron dick.

JFL at youngcels...

 

[Deleted member 24125]

just look like ewan mcgregor bro

 

[Deleted member 16624]

i dont have the facial bloating to do it

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Only Chad can look good with that

 

[ShadowTheEdgehog]

View attachment 212426

Sometimes all you are is a background character in someone elses story.

You were there too. You just don't remember
I wish I could turn back time,
and make you mine,
again.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

You were there too. You just don't remember
I wish I could turn back time,
and make you mine,
again.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

My hair sort of looks like lacrosse Chad style but slightly wrong. Decent hair but can’t cope for bad face

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

this just makes everyone who doesn't have excellent hair genetics look like a bald idiot.

 

[SwordsmanAlt]

Unless you can slick back your face, it's over.

*Just saw your face, mogs me brutally ngl. You'll ascend at some point.

 

[Deleted member 22907]

How am I supposed to know if I can’t see it?

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Nothing looks good on ugly men

 

[FidelCashflow]

Nothing looks good on ugly men

Except for this:

 

[Ap0calypse]

People slick their hair up if they are norwood 0 and have small/proportional forheads, as a genetic flex.

I tried having my hair up and immediately got insulted for my large forehead by people at school. Never again

 

[Dregster]

How am I supposed to know if I can’t see it?

 

[The Abyss]

Just start reviewing unhealthy food when you arrive & you'll be fine.

 

[Stalin]

Mogs me by having hair.

 

[FlamingCel]

I see