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I slammed a door into another random Stacy's face today.

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We were at Gamestop's entrance and of course Stacy had to stop and make a very important call with Chad right by the door. She was actually talking about nothing, goofing around with Chad whom is probably cumming inside her right now, and, of course, loud enough so everyone in the store could hear how socially relevant and living a far better life than all the genetic shit in the store is, simply due to her being born with a hole between her legs, that I desperately wish I had.

When I had to brush past her, I made sure my ass made contact with her thin obliques. Her jacket felt nice and smelled like strawberries. I kind of tried to hip check her, but high-inhibition limited me since I don't need to be arrested again.

I slammed the door. I don't think it made contact with her, but at least she felt a breeze of nice 15 degree frozen hell air. She loudly said "Excuse me! Fuck!". I turned back toward her and made the DX symbol kindly suggesting that she should perform fellatio on me. Sadly, I don't believe she was interested, but my 6.3" penis was fully erect by then after touching her jacket.

And, now, I am home playing NBA 2k16 that I paid $4 for. Oh, I mean, you paid for with your tax dollars. Sitting alone shitposting while Stacy is having passionate sex she'll never forget with Brad now.
 
Because she's a female, and thus rude, selfish, and cruel.
 
I wish there were more posts like this.
 
11/10 post my dude as always


Also remember moms should fuck their sons if they're virgin at 14
 
what were you arrested for?
 
You're a retardcel, you accomplished nothing except looking like a giant dick.
 
good work, but do this to men too. everyone is at faul
 
teachercel said:
You're a retardcel, you accomplished nothing except looking like a giant dick.

Are you gonna tip your fedora for m'lady?
 
You wish you had a vagina?
 
QuantumDummy said:
You wish you had a vagina?
The only hope I have left is being reincarnated as a 3+ female (or 7+ male).
 
Next step, slam your dick on her face
 
Good job. Anyone who says "You're being a dick dude hurrrr" should be immediately banned. White knight faggots.
 
you fucking legend, but what is the dx face?
 
PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
you fucking legend, but what is the dx face?
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Yes. I am a bad goy.
 

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