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I Shall Stay for a While! (no rope for now)

Kointo1

Kointo1

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They're waiting for me beyond the portal.
A portal that leads to eternal bliss.
But why would I need to end my life so mortal
If I can be doing things like this?

I may not need the portal to escape.
I may only need to stay.
I just need to cover up with the cape
And stay on this earth today.
 
>be incel
>die
>chad makes fun of you and posts your pathetic incel body in front of his stacy fanbase
>yfw
 
mikepence said:
>be incel
>die
>chad makes fun of you and posts your pathetic incel body in front of his stacy fanbase
>yfw

[video=liveleak]https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd7_1514924896[/video]

Is this in reference to Logan Paul's suicide forest video?
 
>Be incel
>Die
>Go to heaven
>God welcomes me at the pearly gates
>"Oh shit your face is fuuuuuuucked LMAO. It's over for you. Retard"
>Sent straight to hell with the other ugly people
 
They should try going through the portal to find you.
 
Mahlo said:
>Be incel
>Die
>Go to heaven
>God welcomes me at the pearly gates
>"Oh shit your face is fuuuuuuucked LMAO. It's over for you. Retard"
>Sent straight to hell with the other ugly people


>tfw angels won't even fuck you
 
Kointo said:
mikepence said:
>be incel
>die
>chad makes fun of you and posts your pathetic incel body in front of his stacy fanbase
>yfw
[video=liveleak]https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd7_1514924896[/video]
Is this in reference to Logan Paul's suicide forest video?

yeah lol.
 
KyloRen said:
They should try going through the portal to find you.

They have.


mikepence said:
yeah lol.

Good video lol. His Toy Story alien hat was appropriate for the occasion.
 
SEE THE PORTAL
GATE TO MADNESS
 
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAsebiMc8qw[/video]
 
mikepence said:
>be incel
>die
>chad makes fun of you and posts your pathetic incel body in front of his stacy fanbase
>yfw

>chad gets called out over it
>still has a army of stacys defending him
 
Weed said:
[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAsebiMc8qw[/video]

Possibly NSFW:

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRs5f_eNg4Q[/video]
 
mikepence said:
>be incel
>die
>chad makes fun of you and posts your pathetic incel body in front of his stacy fanbase
>yfw

But whats the point?? He is dead already, he wont feel nothing.

I just hope to him be CHAD in his next life e_e
 
mikepence said:
>be incel
>die
>chad makes fun of you and posts your pathetic incel body in front of his stacy fanbase
>yfw
 
KilluminoidBR said:
But whats the point?? He is dead already, he wont feel nothing.

I just hope to him be CHAD in his next life e_e
>next life
Every religion pretty much says that suicide will bring torment in the afterlife. He would reborn as an incel in India or something like that.
 

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