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Serious I Say Just Pay An Escort Already! Do It Before It's Too Late!

Incel Gamer

Incel Gamer

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Hey guys, I know a lot of you say that paying an escort to have sex with you is cucked. And you're right, it is!

Some of you guys are also too high-inhib. Or you're scared of getting an STD. Or you're too poor and can't afford one. Or you're a religiouscel and it wouldn't sit right on your conscious. Or you have high self esteem and would never degrade yourself to have sex with a filthy whore.

All of those reasons are extremely valid and I am not going to argue with you about any of them! I myself never wanted to hire an escort. I'm too scared about getting and STD and also have anxiety, so I don't think I'd be able to "perform" well for my first time. However, I've been thinking about it more and more lately and I feel like I just want to get it over with - even if I feel like shit afterwards. And you should too!

Because you're not getting any younger and one day you're going to be 70 years old with a wrinkly, flaccid penis. You're not going to be able to get hard or maintain an erection due to erectile dysfunction. And you will probably have extremely low levels of libido in your old age. So even if you wanted to hire a prostitute then, it would be too late! As you lie on your death bed, mere moments away from departing from this Earth, you will think about all the regrets of your life and what you could have done differently. Your main regret will be to have never experienced the inside of a warm pussy while you were still young.

So hire an escort NOW before it's too late! Just throw all your concerns away and do it. You might regret it someday.
 
Ill pay for a rope instead
 
It is too late. I think coronavirus killed all the escorts due to underlying issues of being disgusting. Either that or the pimp/madam has them on lockdown until everything is over. It's over.
 
I'm good but no, thanks.
Don't want to be another :feelsclown: in this clown world.
 
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JFL at all the anti-escort copers. 1/2 of you would get one if you had the funds for it.
 
I will eventually but not with all this corona shit going around, don’t wanna get infected by some whore
 
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So hire an escort NOW before it's too late! Just throw all your concerns away and do it. You might regret it someday.
What do you mean before it's too late ?
Prostitution will always exist and being an oldcel will not lower your chances of getting an escort jfl.
I won't do it because it's a degenerate system where women are rewarded for just existing.
 

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