
Darth Aquarius
For a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman
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I was going to the convenience store for cigarettes when the lady at the counter told me to wait an extra moment for the cigarettes I usually buy because she just got them delivered and had to take them out of the package.
As I was waiting this guy walks in and stands behind me, and I look behind me and when I see his face it was undeniably the ex boyfriend of my old oneitis from when I was 14 years old. I know this because I know his face, and he doesn’t know mine, because I used to stalk my oneitis’s social media so damn much.
When he was younger he was fatter and shorter, and overall a geeky kid, but obviously he still had something I did not because this was the guy she chose over me, but now that he’s most likely my age (21), he has grown significantly taller, fucking taller than me and he’s at least 6’1 now. He also lost weight and has some stubble on his face that looked thick enough to beard mog me to oblivion.
I took one final look at him before leaving the store and for some reason I didn’t even feel shocked or surprised, I just found it hilarious that out of all times for me to buy cigarettes at the convenience store, I go there right after waking up. It was him, and he fucking mogs me, and now I understand why she chose him over me even though she eventually dumped him for an even taller guy at the college she goes to now.
It’s because even before he hit a growth spurt, her subconscious could fucking sense his genetic potential and she monkey branched right to it, and then when she got sick of him, she monkey branched to the next best thing. So this guy who height mogs, face mogs, beard mogs, and probably NT mogs me still got dumped by her.
I was just thinking last night how this girl never leaves my damn head, she tortures me in her own way without even knowing it every single day and night, and then I go to sleep, wake up at the PERFECT time to run into her ex boyfriend who I previously thought lived in a DIFFERENT CITY. So basically seeing him brought my mind right back to thinking of her and what she did to me. It’s beyond fucking over.
TLDR: I got mogged hard by my oneitis’s ex boyfriend after seeing him in person.
As I was waiting this guy walks in and stands behind me, and I look behind me and when I see his face it was undeniably the ex boyfriend of my old oneitis from when I was 14 years old. I know this because I know his face, and he doesn’t know mine, because I used to stalk my oneitis’s social media so damn much.
When he was younger he was fatter and shorter, and overall a geeky kid, but obviously he still had something I did not because this was the guy she chose over me, but now that he’s most likely my age (21), he has grown significantly taller, fucking taller than me and he’s at least 6’1 now. He also lost weight and has some stubble on his face that looked thick enough to beard mog me to oblivion.
I took one final look at him before leaving the store and for some reason I didn’t even feel shocked or surprised, I just found it hilarious that out of all times for me to buy cigarettes at the convenience store, I go there right after waking up. It was him, and he fucking mogs me, and now I understand why she chose him over me even though she eventually dumped him for an even taller guy at the college she goes to now.
It’s because even before he hit a growth spurt, her subconscious could fucking sense his genetic potential and she monkey branched right to it, and then when she got sick of him, she monkey branched to the next best thing. So this guy who height mogs, face mogs, beard mogs, and probably NT mogs me still got dumped by her.
I was just thinking last night how this girl never leaves my damn head, she tortures me in her own way without even knowing it every single day and night, and then I go to sleep, wake up at the PERFECT time to run into her ex boyfriend who I previously thought lived in a DIFFERENT CITY. So basically seeing him brought my mind right back to thinking of her and what she did to me. It’s beyond fucking over.
TLDR: I got mogged hard by my oneitis’s ex boyfriend after seeing him in person.