Gymcelled
Genetically shackled to hell
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- Jul 15, 2019
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So I was at the gym and right in front of the gym this chad looking dude was trying to start his bike while his gf waited awkwardly, just standing up on the sidewalk for 20 fucking minutes. I swear I checked the time.
And you think he managed to start his bike at the 20 min mark? No. His gf used one of those scooters you can rent that was nearby.
And she drove off with HIM holding onto her, behind her on the scooter.
But of course he still wins. She was still his girl. He's prolly gonna bang her tonight if he hasn't already. Chad can't lose. She had so much fucking patience. They embarrassed themselves for 20 fucking minutes but it's fine. Meanwhile I'm sure she ghosts normies and incels by the hundreds or replies to their texts with one word answers.
And you think he managed to start his bike at the 20 min mark? No. His gf used one of those scooters you can rent that was nearby.
And she drove off with HIM holding onto her, behind her on the scooter.
But of course he still wins. She was still his girl. He's prolly gonna bang her tonight if he hasn't already. Chad can't lose. She had so much fucking patience. They embarrassed themselves for 20 fucking minutes but it's fine. Meanwhile I'm sure she ghosts normies and incels by the hundreds or replies to their texts with one word answers.