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Story I saw a shiny Pokémon today

Mainländer

Mainländer

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A semi-white balding normie with a white, skinny, HQLP girlfriend. I assume she was his girlfriend because he went for a kiss on her neck at a moment, siblings and friends don't do this shit. This was in a shopping mall.

Don't get me wrong, this isn't in any way a blackpill denial thread, as such sights are rare as fuck, therefore the comparison I made in the thread's title.

The girl wasn't even that gl, she had a witch-like nose, was too skinny and a bit clumsy, but she was white and high quality/low primitive anyway, and looked younger than him. She looked around 25, he looked 30. I'd give everything for a gf like that.

I wonder how he made it. But I noticed clearly that he was way more into her than she was into him. When he went to kiss her neck, she was smiling uncomfortably.

IT talks about power unbalance in relationships between people with age difference, I tell you, the real power unbalance in the relationship is when one partner is much better-looking than the other. I remember my Chadlite friend saying he would do bizarre stuff to an ugly girl who was in love with him (non-reciprocally), like shoving big objects into her ass, and she was agreeing with everything out of desperation because she didn't wanna lose the chance to date a guy around 4 points above her. This was on Whatsapp.

I wish I could ask the guy how he met her and what are the circumstances of their situation. Even better would be witnessing the process. But I'll never know.

What caught my attention in particular was the fact his Norwood level was very similar to mine and he doesn't shave his head constantly either. Maybe I still have one chance in a million of getting a fleeting relationship with a girl like that.

How do you feel when you see those rare couples where the foid mogs the guy considerably?
 
I once saw a shiny Cacnea and catched it.
 
I once saw a shiny Cacnea and catched it.
The only shiny Pokémon I ever encountered outside of hackroms was a Wurple. It evolved into Dustox.
 
The only shiny pokemon I got legally was a Tentacruel in Pokemon Pearl. Good old days kek
 
My brother found like 2-3 shinies in a row on Pokémon Go while we were at the gym lifting, massive suifuel for me that day.
 
If a foid mogs a guy, I usually think its betabuxx
 
I found a shiny Gothorita once in Pokemon X and I found a shiny Geodude in my Gold version once a long ass time ago, Oh yeah I caught a Pikachu holding a light ball in Pokemon X once, although the Pikachu wasn't shiny.

On topic, yeah I get the comparison. It's as rare to see old ugly balding guys like us being with a female whatsoever since women only seem to like Chads. But hey the chances of people winning the lottery is excrutiatingly slim, but it happens. Same here in this case, they're times when ugly fat guys are with Stacies, but just because it happens to them doesn't mean it'll happen to us, like with the lottery winning.
 
gotta catch em all
 
I thought this was going to be the story of @Mainländer's first shiny Pokemon. I'm disappointed.
 
Is it an apt comparison though? Shiny pokemon appear from a random number, yet women don't act randomly. I believe they always want something men they are with. Maybe attention, some social status, or betabux, but if there is no physical attraction from her then it's worthless compared to what she feels for Chad.
 
ive beaten over 6 different pokemon games and during all of them ive only encountered 1 shiny
 
just those .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of something like this happening irl, thats rare:what:

but on a more serious note, I only caught a shiny garados in HGSS.

I also was traded a few shiny pokemon in X and Y
Oh yeah I got a shiny Rayquaza from either trade or wondertrade(I dont exactly remember) and another from an event in Alpha Ruby and Omega Sapphire. As a result, I had three rayquazas, two shinies
 
There is a couple in my class that the guy is like 2,5-3/10 and the foid 5/10 with nice body, but hes kinda thugmaxxed(funkeiro)
 
I thought this was going to be the story of @Mainländer's first shiny Pokemon. I'm disappointed.
I see. No big deal, I can tell it as well.

I was feeling disappointed after playing Pokémon games for so many years without ever finding a shiny (well, I did find some, but all happened in hackroms, which I assume have a different ratio for shiny, probably bigger).

Then I was in Petalburg Woods in Pokémon Emerald, doing some rematches out of boredom (I had already finished the game) when I ran into a shiny Wurple. I captured it and used some rare candies in order to see whether it evolved into Silcoon or Cascoon. It was a Cascoon (pre-evo of Dustox).

I didn't want to fuck the EV training of a shiny, but at the same time, I didn't have the patience to do it properly, so I didn't even train it.
Is it an apt comparison though? Shiny pokemon appear from a random number, yet women don't act randomly. I believe they always want something men they are with. Maybe attention, some social status, or betabux, but if there is no physical attraction from her then it's worthless compared to what she feels for Chad.
If a foid mogs a guy, I usually think its betabuxx
Maybe it was a betabuxx. But the foid was a bit too young for that. Well, maybe she looked younger than what she really is. Who knows.

I only caught a shiny garados in HGSS.
Isn't the shiny red Gyarados a staple in HGSS? It was in the original GS, not sure about the remakes.
 
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A semi-white balding normie with a white, skinny, HQLP girlfriend. I assume she was his girlfriend because he went for a kiss on her neck at a moment, siblings and friends don't do this shit. This was in a shopping mall.

Don't get me wrong, this isn't in any way a blackpill denial thread, as such sights are rare as fuck, therefore the comparison I made in the thread's title.

The girl wasn't even that gl, she had a witch-like nose, was too skinny and a bit clumsy, but she was white and high quality/low primitive anyway, and looked younger than him. She looked around 25, he looked 30. I'd give everything for a gf like that.

I wonder how he made it. But I noticed clearly that he was way more into her than she was into him. When he went to kiss her neck, she was smiling uncomfortably.

IT talks about power unbalance in relationships between people with age difference, I tell you, the real power unbalance in the relationship is when one partner is much better-looking than the other. I remember my Chadlite friend saying he would do bizarre stuff to an ugly girl who was in love with him (non-reciprocally), like shoving big objects into her ass, and she was agreeing with everything out of desperation because she didn't wanna lose the chance to date a guy around 4 points above her. This was on Whatsapp.

I wish I could ask the guy how he met her and what are the circumstances of their situation. Even better would be witnessing the process. But I'll never know.

What caught my attention in particular was the fact his Norwood level was very similar to mine and he doesn't shave his head constantly either. Maybe I still have one chance in a million of getting a fleeting relationship with a girl like that.

How do you feel when you see those rare couples where the foid mogs the guy considerably?

My chad friend used to tell me stories how he put a bear bottle up the girls ass in the similar circumstance you described. He also told me he made a couple of them drink his piss. He fucked one foid inside a classroom after the class in my school. This sounds like a larp I know... I thought so too until I got to know him better. But he is ALPHA CONFIDENT with women. I witnessed it. He would literally walk up to women and start chatting them up and complement them, etc. He is good looking too 7-8. Fucking foids are always nice to him. They all want his dick. Every time I ever went out with him he had some foids kissing him or just fucking straight out fucking him they did not even care I was near lol. The circumstance did not even matter, we could go down to fucking McDonalds and he would find a foid to talk and kiss anyway. I don't say this as worship of him but I am just making a point how degenerate women are when they are near a chad.
 
JFL at finding a shiny and fainting it.
 
You said the guy was normie tier so it's not that rare, balding likely brought him down from a chadlite and she stayed with him probably because he was providing for her. Ever seen a truecel with a foid?
 
I found a magnemite on black 2 with the worse possible nature and a growhlite in sun with neutral nature. Outside methods thats all ive found
 
Shiny is only 1 in 4096 since gen y , dont conpare between something as rare as 1 in 100000 to the shiny rate.
 
I found a shiny zubat in leaf green in the post game and a shiny buneary in pokemon x.

Still haven't found a girlfriend though... :feelscry:
 

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