Serious I saw a chubby Rice holding hands with a noodle

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

He had a subhuman, bloated truecel face
(I facemog him) but towered over everybody in the store.

If I had to guestimate his height, I think it was 6'4-5.



WHY CAN'T I BE THAT TALL

 

[underballer]

Height mogs

 

[Horatio Prime Kanga]

Height mogs

First time I left the house in weeks, and I get brutally mogged.

Day ruined