SuicideFuel I saw 2 monkeys fucking behind a tree. Give me ideas.

[Deleted member 11159]

I was walking through a forest yesterday and I saw 2 "people" on top of each other behind a tree. I assumed they were just making out which is still suicidefuel but it's nearly summer so i'm used to it by now. When they saw me they quickly sat upright which shows they were clearly bothered by my presence. Sadly being the cuck that I am, I walked away.
Later when I came back, they were gone, but in their place were 2 used condoms which confirmed they were fucking. Outside, like animals.

This isn't the first time I saw people doing it by that tree. Part of it sort of slopes downwards which makes it a good hiding place.
If I grow a pair of balls I might do something next time. Give me ideas on how I can scare some normies. If I get any lifefuel reactions i'll post them here

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

Just pour something stinky on that places

 

[Deleted member 6753]

just walk right up to them and stare

 

[torujo]

record them and blackmail them

 

[LastGerman]

Indeed, next time to not retreat. Go to them, perhaps look down on them. The term animal is appropriate, call them out. You can also push the guy away and then destroy the female right before his eyes.

 

[mybodyisrotting]

Rush them with your dick out and piss all over them

 

[Insomniac]

Dress up as Jason Voorhees and scare them with a chainsaw

 

[Deleted member 11159]

record them and blackmail them

Indeed, next time to not retreat. Go to them, perhaps look down on them. The term animal is appropriate, call them out. You can also push the guy away and then destroy the female right before his eyes.

I live in a pretty small town. I would have to camouflage myself well so they don't find out who I am.

 

[Cuyen]

Throw them stone

 

[happiless]

camouflage myself well

record them and blackmail them

 

[Honeypot]

throw them water

 

[LastGerman]

I live in a pretty small town. I would have to camouflage myself well so they don't find out who I am.

This couple who fucked behind a tree are also living in a small town, yet they do such things. Just go to them and destroy them.

 

[ihaveno1]

buy a supersoaker and orange juice

 

[Darth Cialis]

Go and ask them if you can join.

 

[Michael15651]

Just pour something sticky on that places

 

[Invalidusername]

high inhib if you don't spontaneously combust at front of them

 

[Blue Squirtle]

Shoot them with a sling shot from far away.

 

[nazianime]

What is the best way to stop and deter this type of fornication? I guess you can carry a bit of bear mace next time. To deter the wild beasts of course.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Society, man.

 

[Deleted member 11032]

I was walking through a forest yesterday and I saw 2 "people" on top of each other behind a tree. I assumed they were just making out which is still suicidefuel but it's nearly summer so i'm used to it by now. When they saw me they quickly sat upright which shows they were clearly bothered by my presence. Sadly being the cuck that I am, I walked away.
Later when I came back, they were gone, but in their place were 2 used condoms which confirmed they were fucking. Outside, like animals.

This isn't the first time I saw people doing it by that tree. Part of it sort of slopes downwards which makes it a good hiding place.
If I grow a pair of balls I might do something next time. Give me ideas on how I can scare some normies. If I get any lifefuel reactions i'll post them here

Ask if you can join in. If they refuse pour fizzy pop over them.

 

[Saung-Hui Cho]

Should have called the cops on them and said you saw kids watching them, maybe get them arrested.

 

[StaroRavager]

Dress up as Jason Voorhees and scare them with a chainsaw

Brilliant

 

[Deleted member 16624]

just walk right up to them and stare

Maybe start barking.

 

[blockhead24]

Just put a bear trap there or go over there with pepper spray and spray these fuckers no pun intended

 

[jerrycan dan]

would have been cooler if they were actual monkeys tbh

 

[The Abyss]

Pull out your hunting knife & say "Hello, I hope I'm not being blunt but I'd like to get straight to the point; mind if I cut in?".

 

[Sans]

Rush them with your dick out