Serious I promise to brag

[Guest2]

If I ever ascend or something, I'll tell you fucks about it. Luckily for both of us, that's no going to happen.

 

[umbrfeio2]

Will never happen

 

[Guest2]

I'll tell you and only you, reg.

Thanks bro I will share it with world for you

 

[GoonCel]

id make a goodbye thread stating that i do no longer want to browse here and request a ban

 

[Gants]

Legit one of the first things I'd do is come on here and proclaim my ascension.
Obviously though this would never happen

 

[needsolution]

i wont find virgin gf so not gonna happen

 

[Guest2]

Legit one of the first things I'd do is come on here and proclaim my ascension.
Obviously though this would never happen

Tbh I am so incel I would browse the forum while cumming like just legit fucking someone and then also shitposting and phoneposting about how it's so over

 

[Insomniac]

Low IQ if you would rather put your dick in a rancid hole than rot with cel bros here

 

[Guest2]

i wont find virgin gf so not gonna happen

That's the point -_-

 

[needsolution]

That's the point -_-

so u will enjoy my postmaxxing forever

 

[Cuyen]

Nobody cares

 

[zangano1]

I would tell everyone tbh

 

[Insomniac]

Nobody cares

 

[Guest2]

Nobody cares

Nice vote bro you sure you're not volcel?

 

[Darth Cialis]

You can just request a ban or just leave like other people already did.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I will always tell you the truth

 

[Guest2]

In all seriousness though, I don't like that everyone thinks mere statement of ascension is bragging. I know it never happens this way, but if someone simply stated in a thread, "I have ascended boyos. I still believe in the blackpill but I was wrong about being incel myself." Would that really be a brag? I don't think so.

I'd rather they just left the site. What makes them telling us that they weren't, in fact, incel so important? I don't care if some non incel guy leaves the site, you know? I don't care if someone makes a post like, "I wish I'd put more effort into school because I think this girl might have been interested in me. This is why youngcels should be trying and shouldn't be allowed on the site". Now obviously nothing like that has happened to me, but I wouldn't feel so mogged by someone making a point and using an anecdote as an example to consolidate said point.

So called incels just making a post like "I've ascended guys! Wish me luck with my girlfriend!" Are just stupid because they offer nothing but rubbing in our faces. At least be honest but purposely ambiguous kinda like you were just then; "Adiós, friends, I'll be heading over to Looksmax if you want to talk, because I don't feel like I belong here".

 

[ReallyRice]

Nobody cares

 

[FinnCel]

But.. why?

 

[Guest2]

But.. why?

So that you know that as long as I haven't bragged, I am a truecel. Those who would keep it to themselves are the ones who are actually going to ascend

 

[jackwolfskin999]

I might mention it on looksmax and stop posting here or atleast stop calling myself a truecel

 

[FrothySolutions]

I won't say it here, but I'm FrothySolutions everywhere. So somewhere on the Internet it would inevitably come up.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

I'll tell maybe one or two people on the site that I know well, and then I will just stop posting. I'll still continue to browse the forum, though.

 

[Deleted member 16809]

I will still post here fuck that, I will never ascend but in a hypothetocal scenario I did, why would i have to be the good guy who leaves this site while there are literal slayers on here posting shamelessly

 

[RollD20]

If I get to hold hands with a loli, I will tell everyone about it.

 

[TheSecondComing]

i will just log off and never sign in again like countless others

 

[Valiant Virgin]

Low IQ if you would rather put your dick in a rancid hole than rot with cel bros here

Based.

LDARmaxxing is where it's at.

 

[Damo the incel]

i will just log off and never sign in again like countless others

 

[Transcended Trucel]

i would be fucking while still posting here anout how its lver and never began. its too ingrained jn me

 

[Vermilioncore]

That's the scary thing. I've had some experiences that others here will call me out on or label me fakecel for so I can't say them.