Story I once told a girl who was fake flirting with me to fuck off

[San Salvador]

In October of 2016, two girls suddenly texted me "hey" on Facebook. Let's call them girl A and girl B. I first texted girl A, and the conversation was going OK until she asked me who I like. I replied with a question: "Who do you like?" and she said; "My boyfriend haha." Then, I started texting girl B while still texting girl A. Girl A told me that girl B just broke up with her boyfriend. The conversation with girl B was also going okay until she accused me of smoking pot behind the school. She then started saying shit like: "I really thought you were a good boy" etc. I was very dumb, so I defended myself vehemently, not realising that we both knew that I never smoked pot behind the school. All conversations with girls A and B ended there, but the real shit was just about to begin.

Girl B would say: "Hi, Salvador." whenever I passed by. If i replied back with: "Hi." she would start laughing hysterically, so I started ignoring her greetings. However, if I ignored her greetings, she would just repeat my name over and over again until I said something, and then she would laugh hysterically again. One time, girl B was sitting with girl A, and girl B invited me over. Then, girl A said: "Girl B has a new boyfriend, what are you going to do now?" to which I replied; "Okay?" and shrugged my shoulders. I got tired of this pretty quickly, so I said to girl B one day: "If I roasted you right now, I would have a good meal." because she was, and still is, obese. As I was walking away from her, she said these words:

You will never have a girlfriend.

This all ended one day when, in the main hall of the school, she was sitting with her whole class (which is almost all girls, by the way). She said her usual greeting to me, I ignored her, and she did her thing. Then, I got sick of it all and told her: "Fuck off, piggy bank!" and turned around. I heard loud laughter behind me, and I don't know if they were laughing at her or me, but girl B never spoke to me ever again, which I consider a huge fucking plus.

 

[DedRotKakarot]

Good for you! Fucking bitch... I hate shit like that!!!

 

[Cuck-Damage]

Tl;dr

But it looked like autism
BIG autism

 

[JovanD]

What's with the Maycel kids...
If girls acknowledge your existence, you're not incel...
It sounded like a shit test frkm immature girl, you could have fucked her.

 

[DrunkDegenerate]

They were making fun of you, I was in a similar situation a while ago. Don't even bother talking to them or replying to them, they are pathetic cunts that have nothing better to do than prey on the weak, ugly or mental. I once had a bitch taking pictures of me until I kicked her galaxy and broke it. Got almost kicked out of the school that day, but it was worth it.

 

[Nakuro]

Yo my boy, i don't understand the highschool incels being bulled, this is easy to solve, just grab a weap from a Black Bro (buy it or Rent it) then take it to School, then if the bullies come to you just show them the weap. I'll pay a Lot of Money to see their faces, after that go into a secret place, bury the weap and use it' when the time comes to become ER

 

[DrunkDegenerate]

What's with the Maycel kids...
If girls acknowledge your existence, you're not incel...

Massive cope. They are were bullying him because he was probably acting weird/ is ugly.

 

[Hunter]

congrats.

fake flirters are the worst type of foids honestly

 

[Nakuro]

Massive cope. They are were bullying him because he was probably acting weird/ is ugly.

Carry a weap it's the answer

 

[eurocel]

fuck off piggy bank

 

[Cuck-Damage]

What's with the Maycel kids...
If girls acknowledge your existence, you're not incel...
It sounded like a shit test frkm immature girl, you could have fucked her.

I agree

an non-autist easily could turn this into a positive situation
fucking autist incel faggots, shitting this whole place up tbh

 

[DrunkDegenerate]

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fuck off piggy bank

 

[San Salvador]

What's with the Maycel kids...
If girls acknowledge your existence, you're not incel...
It sounded like a shit test frkm immature girl, you could have fucked her.

Explain to me exactly how telling a guy that he'll never have a girlfriend is a "shit test".
You sound like one of those TRP guys who think Chads are successful with women because they hold frame, pass shit tests etc.
I really wish that these people could pilot a body of a short ugly balding Indian guy and see all of their theories collapse in front of their very eyes.

 

[FlyFace]

"Fuck off, piggy bank!"

Well done with rippling that Landwhales flab bro.

 

[San Salvador]

Yo my boy, i don't understand the highschool incels being bulled, this is easy to solve, just grab a weap from a Black Bro (buy it or Rent it) then take it to School, then if the bullies come to you just show them the weap. I'll pay a Lot of Money to see their faces, after that go into a secret place, bury the weap and use it' when the time comes to become ER

Umm... your English is kind of bizarre and I can't quite understand what are you trying to say. So, you're telling me to bring a weapon to school to intimidate bullies? I don't know where you live, but I go to one of the most well known grammar schools in Croatia, and if I brought a weapon within a 5 kilometre radius of it, some major shit would hit the fan really quickly.

 

[JovanD]

Explain to me exactly how telling a guy that he'll never have a girlfriend is a "shit test".
You sound like one of those TRP guys who think Chads are successful with women because they hold frame, pass shit tests etc.
I really wish that these people could pilot a body of a short ugly balding Indian guy and see all of their theories collapse in front of their very eyes.

By that time you fucked it up, but before that you had a shot, like Cuck-Damage mentioned, if you weren't autistic you could have turned it around, you already had her full attention and that's really the hardest part.

 

[TomathonClancy]

In October of 2016, two girls suddenly texted me "hey" on Facebook. Let's call them girl A and girl B. I first texted girl A, and the conversation was going OK until she asked me who I like. I replied with a question: "Who do you like?" and she said; "My boyfriend haha." Then, I started texting girl B while still texting girl A. Girl A told me that girl B just broke up with her boyfriend. The conversation with girl B was also going okay until she accused me of smoking pot behind the school. She then started saying shit like: "I really thought you were a good boy" etc. I was very dumb, so I defended myself vehemently, not realising that we both knew that I never smoked pot behind the school. All conversations with girls A and B ended there, but the real shit was just about to begin.

Girl B would say: "Hi, Salvador." whenever I passed by. If i replied back with: "Hi." she would start laughing hysterically, so I started ignoring her greetings. However, if I ignored her greetings, she would just repeat my name over and over again until I said something, and then she would laugh hysterically again. One time, girl B was sitting with girl A, and girl B invited me over. Then, girl A said: "Girl B has a new boyfriend, what are you going to do now?" to which I replied; "Okay?" and shrugged my shoulders. I got tired of this pretty quickly, so I said to girl B one day: "If I roasted you right now, I would have a good meal." because she was, and still is, obese. As I was walking away from her, she said these words:

You will never have a girlfriend.

This all ended one day when, in the main hall of the school, she was sitting with her whole class (which is almost all girls, by the way). She said her usual greeting to me, I ignored her, and she did her thing. Then, I got sick of it all and told her: "Fuck off, piggy bank!" and turned around. I heard loud laughter behind me, and I don't know if they were laughing at her or me, but girl B never spoke to me ever again, which I consider a huge fucking plus.

How do these fat girls keep getting boyfriend? Who’s keeping the market for landwhales afloat?

 

[Deleted member 2429]

 

[IncelmaBinHardon]

Reminds me of something that happened to me once which, long story short, ended up with me saying to this bitch who was trying to humiliate me...'that's not what you said to me when I fucked you last week.' This one sentence had a long running domino effect on her life which included her having a big bust up with her boyfriend and permanently falling out with her best friend.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

[Evidential]

Once a lesbian was fake flirting with me to make her gf jealous

 

[big nose bug eyes]

What's with the Maycel kids...
If girls acknowledge your existence, you're not incel...
It sounded like a shit test frkm immature girl, you could have fucked her.

do you ever leave the basement boyo. girls pick on guys they feel superior to.

 

[Deleted member 60]

Tl;dr

But it looked like autism
BIG autism

no offense, but yeah

 

[_incelinside]

JFL at calling OP autistic. Those girls were fauxflirting him which mens he's a truecel by defaust. Ask users like @TheRealChincel

 

[TheRealChincel]

JFL at calling OP autistic. Those girls were fauxflirting him which mens he's a truecel by defaust. Ask users like @TheRealChincel

About a few times a month I experience fauxflirting, truly no worse fate for an incel male. Invisibility sucks but I'd trade that over what I experience in a heartbeat. OP sounds like he's firmly in the fauxflirting category which means he's repulsive as a sexual prospect to women.

 

[Zaetheus]

Reminds me of something that happened to me once which, long story short, ended up with me saying to this bitch who was trying to humiliate me...'that's not what you said to me when I fucked you last week.' This one sentence had a long running domino effect on her life which included her having a big bust up with her boyfriend and permanently falling out with her best friend.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Nicely done.

 

[KekistaniIncel]

How do these fat girls keep getting boyfriend? Who’s keeping the market for landwhales afloat?

Guys like us who would go to great lengths to gain acknowledgement/validation from a femoid - and even if that means she’s an obese landwhale. It’s saddening.

 

[TomathonClancy]

Guys like us who would go to great lengths to gain acknowledgement/validation from a femoid - and even if that means she’s an obese landwhale. It’s saddening.

Id rather get harpooned myself than endure that fate

 

[Deleted member 5861]

congrats.

fake flirters are the worst type of foids honestly

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Tl;dr

But it looked like autism
BIG autism

Lol look at you, you complete dumbass. The two bitches were playing with him, OP did the right thing.