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Edmund_Kemper
Disregard my larping efforts. I can’t change it.
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i always have to daydream about my suicide because i think about it all the time. about people knowing that i killed myself. now i imagine having some best friend (who doesn't exist) who is schizophrenic and upon learning about my death, he mourns me. He then begins to have voices in his head telling him to kill all the people who caused my problems in life along with killing the sexhavers in minecraft.
He's at my grave and shedding tears, and a few days later of struggling to sleep at night, he has voices in his head where he hears my voice and hears me telling him to avenge me, and he thinks it's me. he then becomes a serial killer. he walks into a university and infiltrates a frat house or sorority house, and as the chad and stacy engage in foreplay and are about to have intercourse, he appears suddenly and kills them both in Call of Duty. They are horrified and are all "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? GIVE US A CHANCE TO LIVE!!" and he responds: "What about my friend who killed himself?! Did he ever get a chance to live?!"
He then sees a couple taking a walk, holding hands: He sneaks up behind them following them with baby steps to be silent. He grabs two knives in each hand and stabs them to death in The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. He kills a bunch of other people in minecraft, with his last victim he says: "this is for my friend who killed himself. all you happy people who live life with cheat codes on are gonna pay. It's people like you who fucked up his life!"
He then discovers a space colony in outerspace with a weapon capable of destroying an entire planet. As he prepares the weapon, he says to himself: "My friend is right. These humans are fucked up, gutless evil creatures. They only do good deeds because they're taught to. They're the same people who would've obeyed hitler out of fear. They don't care about others and do anything to improve Earth. They're gonna pay, pay with their lives for what they have done! This is your last time to exist. Say your prayers you disgusting humans!". He then sends a call to the entire human race, playing on intercoms in cities across the world. "To all humans, your time's up. All of you will be destroyed, along with your shitty planet Earth. All of you fucked up humans who destroyed my friend will feel my loss and despair." The weapon fires and annihilates the human race in Sonic Adventure 2.
@JosefMengelecel @Total Imbecile thoughts?
He's at my grave and shedding tears, and a few days later of struggling to sleep at night, he has voices in his head where he hears my voice and hears me telling him to avenge me, and he thinks it's me. he then becomes a serial killer. he walks into a university and infiltrates a frat house or sorority house, and as the chad and stacy engage in foreplay and are about to have intercourse, he appears suddenly and kills them both in Call of Duty. They are horrified and are all "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? GIVE US A CHANCE TO LIVE!!" and he responds: "What about my friend who killed himself?! Did he ever get a chance to live?!"
He then sees a couple taking a walk, holding hands: He sneaks up behind them following them with baby steps to be silent. He grabs two knives in each hand and stabs them to death in The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time. He kills a bunch of other people in minecraft, with his last victim he says: "this is for my friend who killed himself. all you happy people who live life with cheat codes on are gonna pay. It's people like you who fucked up his life!"
He then discovers a space colony in outerspace with a weapon capable of destroying an entire planet. As he prepares the weapon, he says to himself: "My friend is right. These humans are fucked up, gutless evil creatures. They only do good deeds because they're taught to. They're the same people who would've obeyed hitler out of fear. They don't care about others and do anything to improve Earth. They're gonna pay, pay with their lives for what they have done! This is your last time to exist. Say your prayers you disgusting humans!". He then sends a call to the entire human race, playing on intercoms in cities across the world. "To all humans, your time's up. All of you will be destroyed, along with your shitty planet Earth. All of you fucked up humans who destroyed my friend will feel my loss and despair." The weapon fires and annihilates the human race in Sonic Adventure 2.
@JosefMengelecel @Total Imbecile thoughts?