LifeFuel I Need a MommyGF to Buy Me Nendies

[Zesto]

and nintendies

 

[Kanakops]

and smash ultimate when it's gonna be released

 

[Zesto]

smash

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Even Japanese are complaining about all the westerner pandering in that garbage. Of course I'll get it but Just Lol if anyone thinks that would be my main reason for the switch instead of the high quality treasure trove of portable weeb games exclusive to the system and straight from Japan

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Also to buy a lot of lube hehe.

 

[Zesto]

Also to buy a lot of lube hehe.

Already got some.

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I will need it for HER butt.

 

[Kanakops]

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Even Japanese are complaining about all the westerner pandering in that garbage. Of course I'll get it but Just Lol if anyone thinks that would be my main reason for the switch instead of the high quality treasure trove of portable weeb games exclusive to the system and straight from Japan

buy taiko no tatsujin with the tatacon, i'm gonna buy it too, it's a pure weeb game and have play all the games on ds/3ds

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Already got some.

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I will need it for HER butt.

Since you won't use it for a while, care to mail this to me. You can buy as much as you want in Japan.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

Already got some.

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I will need it for HER butt.

Tbh broyo, you also need it for her plastic phalus ngl.

 

[acnescarcel]

nintend

 

[Zesto]

buy taiko no tatsujin with the tatacon, i'm gonna buy it too, it's a pure weeb game and have play all the games on ds/3ds

@Kanakops

No waifus.

nintend

@acnescarcel

Good Gy

Buy Sny and play Gd of War and Hirzon Zero Dawn (western trash).

https://www.gameinformer.com/2018/06/25/sony-blocks-omega-labyrinth-z-from-western-release

Based ninty

https://www.nintendoenthusiast.com/2018/09/11/omega-labyrinth-life-switch/

Tbh broyo, you also need it for her plastic phalus ngl.

@Juxtaposition6

She told me she was throwing out her hitachi magic wand as soon as I move in.

Since you won't use it for a while, care to mail this to me. You can buy as much as you want in Japan.

@Adoring Fan

I need it for the same reason I need my onaholes.

The waifus on the packaging bring me peace.

 

[Zielony4]

Damn. Same. :'(

 

[Insomniac]

What medication would you prescribe for Zesto?
@Ritalincel

Jk jk..

 

[Zesto]

What medication would you prescribe for Zesto?
@Ritalincel

Jk jk..

We've already covered this.

Nootropics.

I got mine still sealed in the bottle ready to go.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

She told me she was throwing out her hitachi magic wand as soon as I move in

She's getting a new one, one she can wear on her pubic area, with a harness and all.

 

[Rice Cel]

Milky sendies
Eat my tendies
While I play nintendies
Fendi fendi... fo dat two two tree and uh
Niggas running at dey mouf but dey nevva pop off

 

[Zesto]

She's getting a new one, one she can wear on her pubic area, with a harness and all.

I sure as hell won't ask for it but at this point I don't even care. If it means a mommygf bring it.

 

[InsanityIsThisWorld]

I want mommygf too. She can tuck me to bed as we cuddle all nite long. Atleast im getting a body pillow so I can pretend with my loli waifu.

 

[Zesto]

I want mommygf too. She can tuck me to bed as we cuddle all nite long. Atleast im getting a body pillow so I can pretend with my loli waifu.

 

[InsanityIsThisWorld]

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Oh yes

 

[Juxtaposition6]

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I sure as hell won't ask for it but at this point I don't even care. If it means a mommygf bring it.

TBH NGL