LifeFuel I must've died at some point on wednesday

[IronMike]

Because it feels like I'm in a simulation.

Yesterday I got a call from a company telling me that I got my dream job/career.

Then this morning a foid coworker at my current job told me it was her last day, she usually walks by me and says nothing while I nod my head like a Japanese salaryman.

Then a second foid coworker who usually ignores me told me happy friday and for me to enjoy my weekend.

What on earth is going on

 

[Sadist]

you ascended tbh

 

[NocturnalDecay]

Your personality just got better obviously.

 

[Deleted member 12256]

Maybe you dreamed all that...and nothing happent.

 

[Mainländer]

you ascended tbh

 

[TypicalBasis]

dont ask questions, just enjoy it

 

[Ritalincel]

Gz, bro.

 

[IronMike]

Maybe you dreamed all that...and nothing happent.

This is probably the case.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

you ascended tbh

 

[Demir]

your bones got better

 

[Deleted member 5861]

You just became c0nfident 0n wednesday br0.

 

[micropenis29]

Can I have some of whatever you're on?

 

[IronMike]

Can I have some of whatever you're on?

Just lack sleep

 

[MaxZM98]

listen to me. you were hit by a car and are now asleep in a coma in a hospital bed. you need to wake up, michael.

 

[Deleted member 2119]

"Descartes reasoned that our very own experience may very well be controlled by an evil demon of sorts. This demon is as clever and deceitful as he is powerful. He could have created a superficial world that we may think we live in. As a result of this doubt, sometimes termed the Malicious Demon Hypothesis, Descartes found that he was unable to trust even the simplest of his perceptions."

 

[acnescarcel]

tell girl weekend will be better if she sucks ur d br0

 

[Firefly]

I got a call from a company telling me that I got my dream job/career.
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a foid coworker at my current job told me it was her last day
What on earth is going on

Obviously that femoid who "left" is conspiring with the cucked CEO of the company you got "accepted" to,
they are waiting for you to quit your old job just to fire you from the new job (and give it to that foid).
So sorry for you man, stay strong.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Fuck you. Reading this reminded me just how much I hate myself and my life.

 

[jastro8]

OP, did you shower?

 

[IronMike]

Obviously that femoid who "left" is conspiring with the cucked CEO of the company you got "accepted" to,
they are waiting for you to quit your old job just to fire you from the new job (and give it to that foid).
So sorry for you man, stay strong.

LMAO

 

[Bronzehawkattack]

Reading this reminded me just how much I hate myself and my life.

 

[Insomniac]

OKAY CHAD

 

[IronMike]

Sorry guys had to brag

 

[IHateMySelf]

Chads.is

 

[Deleted member 250]

Wakeup and rot

 

[Arentheal]

Short term luck

 

[Deleted member 15264]

your bones got better

 

[Deleted member 14577]

You know those mmorpg games that lost like 95% of their player base but still get these weird niche updates, that's life these days. We are living in a broken simulation.

 

[Angryatsociety]

Nice story must be one of those "good days" that happen once in a blue moon but don't let this get to your head hope for the best, expect the worst and consider all possibilities of disappointnent.

 

[IronMike]

UPDATE

10 months later, I'm in my dream job, in a new state, making 3x the amount of money I was when I originally posted the Opening Post.

I'm a little happier than I was during that time, but there is still a hole of emptiness that needs to be filled. It can only be filled by sex/a loyal woman.

 

[Deleted member 10150]

send monei senpai

 

[Cuyen]

you ascended tbh

 

[♥HonestlyEndMe♥]

UPDATE

10 months later, I'm in my dream job, in a new state, making 3x the amount of money I was when I originally posted the Opening Post.

I'm a little happier than I was during that time, but there is still a hole of emptiness that needs to be filled. It can only be filled by sex/a loyal woman.

The last step is to clean your room bro, that should solve it.
In all seriousness it's cool that you got the job and better income you wanted.

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

UPDATE

10 months later, I'm in my dream job, in a new state, making 3x the amount of money I was when I originally posted the Opening Post.

I'm a little happier than I was during that time, but there is still a hole of emptiness that needs to be filled. It can only be filled by sex/a loyal woman.

What was your dream job?

Spoiler

PM me if needs be

 

[IronMike]

What was your dream job?

Spoiler

PM me if needs be

military officer

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

military officer

Might you get sent to sand land?

 

[IronMike]

Might you get sent to sand land?

yes most likely. I'm ok with being a zionist pawn because they pay decently

 

[ColdLightOfDay]

yes most likely. I'm ok with being a zionist pawn because they pay decently

Mercenarymaxxing is legit. At least if your an officer you can just drink coffee at your desk while the fodder get mown down right?

 

[IronMike]

Mercenarymaxxing is legit. At least if your an officer you can just drink coffee at your desk while the fodder get mown down right?

yeah, just a few weeks ago I had to send some guys a few years younger than me to replace an antenna 122 feet off the ground. Felt pretty bad about it tbh

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Fuck you. Reading this reminded me just how much I hate myself and my life.

 

[dyellow]

It's probably just a glitch dude, wouldn't worry about it.

 

[Evildоer]

I'm a little happier than I was during that time, but there is still a hole of emptiness that needs to be filled. It can only be filled by sex/a loyal woman.

Save up for surgeries

 

[JestER]

Congratz, now fuck off Chad

 

[zangano1]

 

[Deleted member 16608]

Did you finally take a shower OP?

 

[Arthus]

 

[nxdismycope]

u should rope now tbh. life wont get any better

 

[Gymcelled]

Did you take an extra shower by accident?

 

[masterwizard]

What was your dream job?