Story I moisten my right middle finger before wiping my asshole

[black_depresso]

I wipe with my right middle finger, and have dry fingers, so I need to moisten my finger with each wipe otherwise the paper slips out of grip and I can’t wipe my ass properly





I don’t know what it’s like wiping without moistened fingers lol I have to do it each time

 

[Wiseman]

Shits me, moistens me, wipes me, assholes me

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Can we please stop with that kinda threads?

 

[Deleted member 14805]

I wash my ass out with water using the shower. It's extremely convienent for me, saves toilet paper and doesn't leave any ounce of shit in my ass.

 

[Wiseman]

Can we please stop with that kinda threads?

We need a megathread for them

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

We need a megathread for them

No we need to ban cunts like you

 

[Wiseman]

No we need to ban cunts like you

Not gonna happen retard. I have 0 warnings and the mods love me because I'm Jewish.

 

[TheSecondComing]

Not gonna happen retard. I have 0 warnings and the mods love me because I'm Jewish.

based

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Not gonna happen retard. I have 0 warnings and the mods love me because I'm Jewish.

You will be banned in a few months.

One troll less

 

[Wiseman]

You will be banned in a few months.

One troll less

Just reported your post for flaming and slander. Have fun with your 60% fag.

 

[black_depresso]

Who else moistens their finger before wiping? Heh

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Just reported your post for flaming and slander. Have fun with your 60% fag.

Lmao

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

 

[Hate_my_life]

Gay thread.

 

[FinnCel]

Every time you'll be licking your own shit

 

[blond_elf_bard]

Just reported your post for flaming and slander. Have fun with your 60% fag.

lol

 

[TINMAN]

I wash my ass out with water using the shower. It's extremely convienent for me, saves toilet paper and doesn't leave any ounce of shit in my ass.

Are you sticking the showerhead in your ass or something? Why not just use wet wipes seriously, or move to france where they use gay toilets

 

[Deleted member 8884]

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Moistening your finger would just cause the toilet paper to disintegrate and get in your ass. May as well use flushable wet wipes.

I wash my ass out with water using the shower. It's extremely convienent for me, saves toilet paper and doesn't leave any ounce of shit in my ass.

Seems unhygenic. You really want your poo residue all over your shower floor and clogging your shower drain? It being washed away by water doesn't make it clean, you need bleach and proper disinfectant. I could see using it as a supplement after proper wiping though.

 

[Deleted member 19079]

the mods love me because I'm Jewish.

just lol

Seems unhygenic. You really want your poo residue all over your shower floor and clogging your shower drain? It being washed away by water doesn't make it clean, you need bleach and proper disinfectant. I could see using it as a supplement after proper wiping though.

i double this. cant imagine cleaning my ass after diarhhea solely using water

 

[Haywire]

with what do you moisten it with?

 

[FukFeminism]

Shits me, moistens me, wipes me, assholes me

 

[black_depresso]

with what do you moisten it with?

Spit

or water from sink within arms reach at my home toilet

But in public toilet I have to spit

even then sometimes its too dry and slips and slides

i need a specific, slight amount of moisture on my finger for a good wipe haha

 

[Deleted member 18912]

WTF is this ?
Are you gay you fucking faggot ?

 

[black_depresso]

WTF is this ?
Are you gay you fucking faggot ?

No

I just have dry fingers and toilet paper slips out of grip when I try to wipe my asshole, therefore since I can remember I have always been forced to spit or wet my finger with water to have good grip to wipe my ass properly

 

[zangano1]

I don't give a fuck tbh

 

[TheSecondComing]

I don't give a fuck tbh

gave enough to +1 your post count

 

[KingOfRome]

TMI

Also, put a bidet attachment on your toilet. Better hygiene for less work.

 

[zangano1]

gave enough to +1 your post count

My time is worthless, commenting doesnt mean I care