LifeFuel I might not be able to annoy women but I can at least fuck up Chad's day

[SmugMohito]

You can't touch woman but this week I want you to find any nonvirgin you know and make his day hell. Do whatever you can as long as it's legal. Get some dirt on them. Make them go to the store. "accidentally" knock something over. Ring a door bell and run. Do whatever you can. They want to leave us suffering then they deserve to suffer too.

I'm at my Chad cousin's house right now. He thinks I'm here because I love him. I'm just here to make him cry and drink his tears.

 

[Crustaciouse]

Those guys still got to experience romance while we didn't get shit.
This is just a cope

 

[SmugMohito]

Those guys still got to experience romance while we didn't get shit.
This is just a cope

Petty arching is the only thing we have left.

Lucky for me, he has a closet of secrets.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Why are you picking on your cousin though? If he's a chad he can command one of his female slaves to have sex with you tbh

 

[SmugMohito]

If he's a chad he can command one of his female slaves to have sex with you tbh

Tried that. He laughed at me.

Why are you picking on your cousin though?

He's leaving me to die. a lonely virgin. Him and all my chad cousins are the type to leave until we kill ourselves and then farm sympathy points with their girlfriends until they have enough for bed breaking screaming through the wall sex. This cousin in particular, did it when my unclecel killed himself. So I'm taking great pleasure in doing all I can to make this the worst weekend of his life.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Tried that. He laughed at me.


He's leaving me to die. a lonely virgin. Him and all my chad cousins are the type to leave until we kill ourselves and then farm sympathy points with their girlfriends until they have enough for bed breaking screaming through the wall sex. This cousin in particular, did it when my unclecel killed himself. So I'm taking great pleasure in doing all I can to make this the worst weekend of his life.

Ok then, but how are you going to do that?

 

[SmugMohito]

Ok then, but how are you going to do that?

I have been at his house for 3 hours now and so far I've found

• Pornogrophy that would no doubt piss his girlfriend off (I've met her. She's a bitch. A hot bitch though)
• Internet history that shows him still getting contact from his ex
• Compromising chatroom screenshots
• Cumstained (feels moist) photo of his 13 year old crush in a bikini
• An old phone full of lewd Russian jailbait he's been looking up in the /tv/ archives since last month
• Some stuff that I can only assume makes him a closeted trump supporter.
• Unpaid parking tickets

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

I have been at his house for 3 hours now and so far I've found

• Some stuff that I can only assume makes him a closeted trump supporter.

Sounds like a good person to me
Give him the jewpill, maybe he will go ER

 

[SmugMohito]

Sounds like a good person to me
Give him the jewpill, maybe he will go ER

The whole point of this is to get him back for being a nonvirgin and leaving me with my cherry. The only pill I want him to take is a cyanide pill.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

The whole point of this is to get him back for being a nonvirgin and leaving me with my cherry. The only pill I want him to take is a cyanide pill.

Dude, you're not going to kill your cousin
Just give him the jewpill and turn him into a radical activist

 

[SmugMohito]

Dude, you're not going to kill your cousin

Of course I'm not gonna kill him. That would be illegal. It wouldn't make me sad if he did die though.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

Of course I'm not gonna kill him. That would be illegal. It wouldn't make me sad if he did die though.

Is he really such a piece of shit though? Are you sure you aren't wrongly projecting your hatred towards your cousin? For example, why does he think you came over to his house because you love him? Were you close as kids?

 

[SmugMohito]

Is he really such a piece of shit though?

He lost his virginity. He became a Chad and left me in the dust. He's already a dick but that makes him shit by default.

Are you sure you aren't wrongly projecting your hatred towards your cousin?

Completely sure.

For example, why does he think you came over to his house because you love him?

Yes. I can't have him knowing I hate him until I finally get back at him for living the life I've sought and deserved..

Were you close as kids?

I could tell him everything. He was my partner in crime until I turned 12.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

He lost his virginity. He became a Chad and left me in the dust. He's already a dick but that makes him shit by default.


Completely sure.


Yes. I can't have him knowing I hate him until I finally get back at him for living the life I've sought and deserved..


I could tell him everything. He was my partner in crime until I turned 12.

But it sounds like he didn't even do anything to you specifically. He was just treated better by everyone because of his facial bones, while you were rejected by everyone. But how is that his fault?
Just think about it man. The ones who are responsible for all your suffering are actually the jews

 

[SmugMohito]

But it sounds like he didn't even do anything to you specifically.

By being so chad and so related to me he broke my spirit. And my heart.

He was just treated better by everyone because of his facial bones,

This is a contributor too.

But how is that his fault?

He doesn't care. Chads like him never care until somebody dies. Then they pretend to care for sex. I thought of this plan on a whim and if I didn't even think of it we would have still been estranged. I would have contemplated fapping to that cute Venezuelan girl that I can see doing stretches from my window and he would have been having sex with a girl twice as hot as that.

The ones who are responsible for all your suffering are actually the jews

You act like we can do anything to them.

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

By being so chad and so related to me he broke my spirit. And my heart.


This is a contributor too.


He doesn't care. Chads like him never care until somebody dies. Then they pretend to care for sex. I thought of this plan on a whim and if I didn't even think of it we would have still been estranged. I would have contemplated fapping to that cute Venezuelan girl that I can see doing stretches from my window and he would have been having sex with a girl twice as hot as that.


You act like we can do anything to them.

We can, by spreading awareness and making sure everyone knows who are the real enemies of society

 

[SmugMohito]

We can, by spreading awareness and making sure everyone knows who are the real enemies of society

That may work on 4chan, but in the real world someone would just laugh at this. I'm not giving that nonvirgin a chance at a blackpill. His life is already perfect. He gets sex and friends. I just want him to suffer as much as I am.

 

[narcissist]

Just give him the jewpill

 

[NoMoreSlaving]

That may work on 4chan, but in the real world someone would just laugh at this. I'm not giving that nonvirgin a chance at a blackpill. His life is already perfect. He gets sex and friends. I just want him to suffer as much as I am.

Even chads will suffer from the blackpill, trust me.
My uncle is a nazi gigachad with swastika tattoos, built like a tank with superhuman bideltoid width, jaw is literally made of stone and even he got divorce raped. There is no winning in this game if you're playing a male character

Anyways, feel free to hate on chads but you shouldn't be hating on your family, especially if it's someone who you were close with and he just happened to win the lottery and you didn't. Your family are the only people who will actually give even the slightest shit about you. No one else will. So keep that in mind

 

[KilluminoidBR]

Another autist who dont even know what a chad is.

 

[SmugMohito]

Anyways, feel free to hate on chads but you shouldn't be hating on your family,

If a family member is a chad then I have no choice.

, especially if it's someone who you were close with and he just happened to win the lottery and you didn't. Your family are the only people who will actually give even the slightest shit about you.

If he cared about me I wouldn't be a virgin.

Another autist who dont even know what a chad is.

I know exactly what a chad is. My good looking, nonvirgin, unnecessarily /fit/ cousin is a gigachad.

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Cope boyo