Serious I masturbate with butter

[ONION BURPS]

I churn my own butter. I read somewhere that Vaseline an lotions have tons of chemicals and actually desensitize your nerves in your penis. I did some research and found butter to be the safest lubricant for jerking. I would recommend to other brocels to use this method. I have sensitivity returning to my penis. It feels pretty good too ngl. Just wash it off after or it'll smell. If you go to stores to get your butter, get unsalted so the salt crystals don't tear your cock up. Trust me, I've been there

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

 

[PersonaPimp]

Dnr

 

[Cowcel]

 

[satima]

 

[Dealer of Kangas]

Based

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

I just do it dry.

Also the smell that would create would be nasty asf.

I know you can wash it after but even during the moment it would smell nasty

 

[Lonelyus]

Use spenol instead

 

[elliotmaxxer]

why r u so fuckijg nasty

 

[Morphine]

Ok
@Emba

 

[Dneum912]

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I look like this irl

 

[Brainy]

Imagine the feeling Chad gets when he creampies a 4'10" petite stacy with an irl anime face. JFC it never even began

 

[Squatting Slavcel]

no need for butter with an un-jewed cock

 

[Emba]

Ok
@Emba

I have butter!

 

[Emba]

I remember an old Movie where the dude, was gonna butt fuck his wife.

He told her to...

"Get the butter!"