Story I madeout with a female

[Incellectual]

I fell asleep with my female rat accidentally last night and when I woke up she was licking my tongue because my mouth was open looks ive ive ascended lads im a Chad now

 

[bakadesu]

chads.me

 

[Insomniac]

You’ve probably got a disease now bro. R.I.P.

 

[Incellectual]

chads.me

Just get a rat theory

 

[Dr. Rothschild]

I fell asleep with my female rat accidentally last night and when I woke up she was licking my tongue because my mouth was open looks ive ive ascended lads im a Chad now

I'm more concerned about the fact that you slept with a rat

 

[Deleted member 14577]

>tfw no rat gf

 

[acnescarcel]

take the ratpill

 

[Incellectual]

I'm more concerned about the fact that you slept with a rat

I try not to fall asleep with her in my bed because I'm afraid I might hurt her accidentally rolling around in my sleep

 

[Evil Genius]

>tfw no rat gf

take the ratpill

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You realize your rat likely shit and pissed on you right?

take the ratpill

 

[Deleted member 12256]

OP you are a fakecel and you should feel bad about it.....Fakecel 1000% !!!

 

[Incellectual]

You realize your rat likely shit and pissed on you right?

Im fully aware though they are pretty good with it because they are litterbox trained. I dont mind though tbh you get used to it being around a lot of animals.

You’ve probably got a disease now bro. R.I.P.

Rats are pretty clean compared to other pets because they don't go outside

 

[KingChemist]

I fell asleep with my female rat accidentally last night and when I woke up she was licking my tongue because my mouth was open looks ive ive ascended lads im a Chad now

Gtfo of here you sexy son of a bitch

 

[Incelhope]

You’ve probably got a disease now bro. R.I.P.

 

[Lord Byron]

I fell asleep with my female rat accidentally last night and when I woke up she was licking my tongue because my mouth was open looks ive ive ascended lads im a Chad now

This has such a perfect combination of gross and funny that I’m actually loling. Well done.

You are probably at less risk of disease than the escortcels.

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

lol'd at that emote combo

 

[Deleted member 60]

It feels so gay because both you and her have lips. Also, you are always hearing smooching sound and her breathing. Of course, I'm a pro and I can keep my breath+suck her air so that she suffocates.

 

[Incellectual]

You are probably at less risk of disease than the escortcels.

tbhtbh