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JFL I made a blonde stacy smell my strong curry stench for an agonizing five hours.

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Indracel

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I thought I should share this story with yall cuz its funny JFL.

So basically I went to a flight today. I was randomly assigned a seat next to some foid. I couldn't make out her face since I didn't want to be seen as creepy for staring at her but she was a blonde mayowhore in her prime, I think she was a stacy in tight leggings from what I could make out of her from the corner of my eye. Anyway I never interacted with her at all for the duration of the flight.

I did remember though that I just ate at an Indian restaurant before I went to the airport. I ate a huge fucking lunch with biryani rice and garlic naan with a spicy chicken chili curry. I don't fucking know how or why but the spices in south aisan food always manage to make their way into your clothes and skin, giving you the strong curry smell that only go away with a shower.

Anyway I sniffed my shoulder when I sat down and I realized that I had a strong ass curry odor from eating the food :feelshaha::feelshaha: that meant the foid was being forced to inhale the horrible scent for an agonizing five hours :feelskek: I didn't notice any visible discomfort from her but of course I knew she hated it because all non-curries hate the smell of our food even though they love eating it for some reason.

Compounding the foids trauma is the fact she had to sit next to a pajeet subhuman like me, in fact her shoulder brushed across mine several times and it turned me on :feelsLSD:
 
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Okay lundian
 
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Lol at people calling this based. I would’ve told your smelly ass to move seats.
 
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Nasty ass nigga
 
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Based curry, you should’ve shat in your pants as well so that she would have to smell a mixture of curry and shit

Then she would get the real smell of curryland
 
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curry smells great it's just gross when people smell like curry
 
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Based curry, you should’ve shat in your pants as well so that she would have to smell a mixture of curry and shit

Then she would get the real smell of curryland
:feelsthink: :lul: :feelsLSD:
 
currycel⁰

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I eat that kind of food everyday and I never smell like that ig its just Dravidian blood you have
 
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Based. Except you make it harder for your normie curry brothers. Since foids classify us all based on our race.
 
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I thought I should share this story with yall cuz its funny JFL.

So basically I went to a flight today. I was randomly assigned a seat next to some foid. I couldn't make out her face since I didn't want to be seen as creepy for staring at her but she was a blonde mayowhore in her prime, I think she was a stacy in tight leggings from what I could make out of her from the corner of my eye. Anyway I never interacted with her at all for the duration of the flight.

I did remember though that I just ate at an Indian restaurant before I went to the airport. I ate a huge fucking lunch with biryani rice and garlic naan with a spicy chicken chili curry. I don't fucking know how or why but the spices in south aisan food always manage to make their way into your clothes and skin, giving you the strong curry smell that only go away with a shower.

Anyway I sniffed my shoulder when I sat down and I realized that I had a strong ass curry odor from eating the food :feelshaha::feelshaha: that meant the foid was being forced to inhale the horrible scent for an agonizing five hours :feelskek: I didn't notice any visible discomfort from her but of course I knew she hated it because all non-curries hate the smell of our food even though they love eating it for some reason.

Compounding the foids trauma is the fact she had to sit next to a pajeet subhuman like me, in fact her shoulder brushed across mine several times and it turned me on :feelsLSD:
based as fuck. I had to something similar in past when used to do economy class.
 
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Based curry, you should’ve shat in your pants as well so that she would have to smell a mixture of curry and shit

Then she would get the real smell of curryland
jfl would have been mega based
 
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too little, too late
 
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all non-curries hate the smell of our food even though they love eating it for some reason.
i wish i had a curry family to love me and cook me their style of food.
 
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Motherfucking based :lul:, if I ever go on a plane in the future I will make sure to currystenchmaxx beforehand.
 
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She could smell you for an hour at most due to olfactory fatigue. Next time maybe go to the bathroom and stay for an hour (enough time for receptors to reset) and come back so she can smell the curry again
 
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I thought I should share this story with yall cuz its funny JFL.
Lol Next time, don't share it :feelsthink:
So basically I went to a flight today. I was randomly assigned a seat next to some foid. I couldn't make out her face since I didn't want to be seen as creepy for staring at her but she was a blonde mayowhore in her prime, I think she was a stacy in tight leggings from what I could make out of her from the corner of my eye. Anyway I never interacted with her at all for the duration of the flight.
So you say next to a foid on an airplane and you think she may have been pretty but you can't tell us for sure...right...yeah...
I did remember though that I just ate at an Indian restaurant before I went to the airport. I ate a huge fucking lunch with biryani rice and garlic naan with a spicy chicken chili curry. I don't fucking know how or why but the spices in south aisan food always manage to make their way into your clothes and skin, giving you the strong curry smell that only go away with a shower.
Man o Man. And here I thought you were a neat-clean Western Indian who stays clear of smelly Northy or Southy Subhuman foods....guess not. So LITERALLY the term "street-shitting stinky pajeet" can apply to you now too Kek :feelskek:
Anyway I sniffed my shoulder when I sat down and I realized that I had a strong ass curry odor from eating the food :feelshaha::feelshaha:.
Damn she didn't see you sniffing your armpits like a curious semi-autistic "street-shitter" eh? Lol
that meant the foid was being forced to inhale the horrible scent for an agonizing five hours :feelskek: I didn't notice any visible discomfort from her but of course I knew she hated it because all non-curries hate the smell of our food even though they love eating it for some reason.
Good job. 5 hours wow,you must have flown around the States.
Compounding the foids trauma is the fact she had to sit next to a pajeet subhuman like me, in fact her shoulder brushed across mine several times and it turned me on :feelsLSD:
But it's okay. In Globohomo California white girls are used to sitting next to stinky biryani farters right? LGBTQ+ yayieee!
 
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Lol Next time, don't share it :feelsthink:

So you say next to a foid on an airplane and you think she may have been pretty but you can't tell us for sure...right...yeah...

Man o Man. And here I thought you were a neat-clean Western Indian who stays clear of smelly Northy or Southy Subhuman foods....guess not. So LITERALLY the term "street-shitting stinky pajeet" can apply to you now too Kek :feelskek:

Damn she didn't see you sniffing your armpits like a curious semi-autistic "street-shitter" eh? Lol

Good job. 5 hours wow,you must have flown around the States.

But it's okay. In Globohomo California white girls are used to sitting next to stinky biryani farters right? LGBTQ+ yayieee!
“Globohomo California”
 
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True, that stuff fucking reeks, real strong like.
 
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Kinda based. But I thought you stunk of curry armpit BO or something lol that would've been better.
 
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I ate curry last night and my clothes still reeks of curry, JFL
 
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It's kind of a bad thing for other currycels though. You validate people's prejudice against currys.
 
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It's kind of a bad thing for other currycels though. You validate people's prejudice against currys.
Legit, we already have a shit reputation and people like this make it even worse
 
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Hopefully you farted often
 

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