LDAR I love him

[kay']

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/s/PHtl5i47FD


He threw me to the floor in front of his kids.

I got out of bed to eat the rest of my dinner from earlier. I turned the corner to go back to bed, and he was standing there.

99% of the time he is the sweetest and most generous man.

Tonight was the other 1%.

He threw my hamster out the door. Literally. I spent 30 minutes outside looking for him. Idk if he squeezed him to death and threw him or what.

I may have accidentally smashed his fingers in the bathroom door, but I don’t think I did.

He knocked me to the floor in front of his two teenage daughters.

Idk if I need advice or what. If someone told me this story, I’d tell them to leave. But I love him. 99% of the time.

 

[Sloth Vs Koala]

Another personality detector failing

 

[Penguin]

99% good personality

 

[lowz1r]

"because 99% of the time I love him"

Translates to: he is chad but he occasionally abuses me

 

[Acorn29]

Another personality detector failing

There's a huge influx of faulty personality detectors in the market right now

 

[Sloth Vs Koala]

There's a huge influx of faulty personality detectors in the market right now

Definitely
The owners of the detectors need to fix their product en masse

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Another personality detector failing

 

[Riinku]

"Good Personality"

 

[wastedcodeine]

I wish I had a personality that good

 

[Grodd]

Personality mogs me

 

[Grodd]

Personality means nothing proven again

 

[Neriglisar.Belgrade]

Another personality detector failing

Personality means nothing proven again

 

[Curry from Ohio]

I love his 6'3 personality

 

[copemaxx9002]

I love his 6'3 personality

 

[Mark5336]

All men are garbage!!

 

[fructose]

er

 

[CaesarLegion]

typical foid behaviour. the only thing protecting them from me is the millions of expendable orbiter simps they will throw at me

 

[lifesucksandyoudie]

They had sex after this was posted

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

They had sex after this was posted

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

Another personality detector failing

 

[notcracklord]

Another personality detector failing

 

[Loner94]

Personality detector expressing signs of malfunction.

 

[Lurkercel_678]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/s/PHtl5i47FD


He threw me to the floor in front of his kids.

I got out of bed to eat the rest of my dinner from earlier. I turned the corner to go back to bed, and he was standing there.

99% of the time he is the sweetest and most generous man.

Tonight was the other 1%.

He threw my hamster out the door. Literally. I spent 30 minutes outside looking for him. Idk if he squeezed him to death and threw him or what.

I may have accidentally smashed his fingers in the bathroom door, but I don’t think I did.

He knocked me to the floor in front of his two teenage daughters.

Idk if I need advice or what. If someone told me this story, I’d tell them to leave. But I love him. 99% of the time.

Foids are fucking stupid, they are genetic failures, IT is shaking because of this

 

[Lazyandtalentless]

He killed my hamster, but it’s okay! Tee hee!

 

[A.M.KANGA]

Another personality detector failing

 

[Wizchan]

op is a self hating woman, men dont have rabbit avis

 

[antipode]

op is a self hating woman, men dont have rabbit avis