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SuicideFuel I lost the cap of my mayonnaise bottle

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I got a little drunk last night and seem to have misplaced the cap of my mayonnaise. It's a new bottle too, and the expensive brand shit.

I don't know what to do.
 
do you have any used bottle of same brand to use it's cap for new one?
 
Nah I chucked the last one and they took the trash already.
what about using such film to wrap it until you get the cap?
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If you have a freezing and microwave safe plastic bag it works too. They are usually type 5, sometimes 3.

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I don't have any. I just wanna find it. It's gotta be somewhere in my Bermuda Triangle of a room.

Goddammit.
 
Also, even if I find another method of sealing it, the squeeze mechanism is dependent on the cap.

Without the cap there can be little to no control over the amount of mayonnaise dispensed.
 
There should be a warning on alcohol for these kind of situations.
 

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