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Serious I LOST MY VIRGINITY LAST MONTH

VλREN

VλREN

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WHEN THE PLANE CRASH HAPPENED IN DC I QUICKLY FLEW TO THE EAST COAST TO HELP SHOW SUPPORT, EVERYTHING WAS BLOCKED OFF WITH FIRETRUCKS AND COPS SO I COULD NOT SHOW SUPPORT

ANYWAY I SNUCK INTO THE MORGUE AND DECIDED TO HAVE SEX WITH THE DEAD BODIES I FOUND THE BODY OF THE FOID BLACK HAWK HELICOPTER PILOT, SHE WAS MISSING HEAR LEFT ARM AND HER HEAD WAS CAVED IN, ANYWAY I STRIPPED NAKED AND HAD SEXUAL INTERCORSE WITH HER DEAD BODY, HER CUNT WAS TIGHT AND HAD BLONDE HAIR ON IT AND I CAME IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LEAVE WITH THE WORST POST NUT CLARITY OF MY LIFE WHEN A DOCTOR CAME IN

I QUICKLY CALLED MY NIGGA DAVE NORTON AND HE GOT A GUY TO CUT THE POWER AND O ESCAPE WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(ARG NONE FICTION JOKES OF COURSE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT JUST TROLLING AND WHAT NOT)
 
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