MY PENIS IS BEING REMOVED
Original thread https://incels.is/threads/truecel-trait-you-went-to-the-er-for-humping-the-microwave.705855/#post-16714303 Tldr, I decided to hump my microwave a few months ago and would offten turn it on because the heat felt amazing. But today I fucked up big time, I decided to drill a hole...
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I posted it before, but last night I drilled a hole into a microwave and had intercourse with it while it was on, I ended up burning the majority of my penis off, ended up literally calling 911 and had an ambulance ride to the hospital. Ended up not having certain information and I answered a few questions wrong so they literally rolled my ass out of the hospital room (my ass was out because I wasn’t wearing anything underneath my shirt) into the goddamn lobby in a wheel chair. They inject morphine into me without telling so I was high on morphine when I was writing the thread.
I guess I was so high that I was literally reading .is posts out loud and was moved into a corner in the ER lobby by a tallfag nurse because I was so loud. Also before they moved me I showed some Chinese kid that was sitting next to me some .is posts and asked him if his dad started covid and blew up Pearl Harbor (I don’t remember because I was so high)
Am literally fucked, I’ve been in the hospital for a day now and I didn’t even tell my mom what happened. I was home alone and instantly called 911 when I burnt my dick open and when they wheeled me out into the ambulance I didn’t even bring my phone because I was so shocked. My mom probably doesn’t even know where I am
Still in shock
Don’t fuck the inside of microwave guys
And the worst part? am STILL HORNY. I said fuck it and groped a female nurse and It was the first time I ever felt a pair of tits and now the cops might show up because they don’t want me in the hospital anymore after I did but to be fair k was high on morphine and she was all in my face and shit constantly putting a flashlight in my eyes and shit
Am fucked
