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I work in construction, with a lot of stereotypical dudebros anyway I'm 5'8 so pretty manlet but I work with this one dude who is 5'6 and keeps talking to some of us about his lays and I don't think anyone believes him. Anyway the guy has larped about some pretty ridiculous things such as having sex with tons of foids without even buying them drinks at bars and only talking to them for about 5 minutes and he even larped about a threesome but this time he screwed up. Basically this guy ACTUALLY decided to show us proof for once that he had sex and he showed us a pic of a foid that he was lying in bed with but I recognised her from an escort directory and while my co-workers applauded him I muttered "manlet cope" and he death-stared me and asked me to repeat myself; now I didn't want to sound like a pussy so I said again while kind of chuckling "Manlet cope" and this retard swings at me? I am pretty close to his height so I thought it was assumed that I was joking and I was also calling him out for larping about fucking a stacy when it was really an escort who wouldn't fuck a manlet. He hit my temple and my right eye pretty badly so I ran off into a porta-potty and cried for a bit before sprinting home. I have 8 missed calls from my construction site manager and he just messaged me saying that I'm officially fired. It's over bros.
