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I lived 10 minutes of PURE SUICIDEFUEL, HOALIE SCHITT :(

FACEandLMS

FACEandLMS

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I was leaving work this Friday evening, ready for 48 hours of videoediting, videogaming, sleeping, fapping and wishing I was dead.

As I was a 1 minute from my workplace, I saw a coworker that I speak to every now and again. He is a 6.5/10, NW1 white man. I saw him with his arm linked with an Italian woman also from our workplace. I didn't know they were dating. 

I ignored them to let them have their normie-privacy.

I got to the train station. Across from me on the opposite platform was a large woman. I recognized her. She was from my workplace. I thought: "Oh, I didn't know this woman went to the same train station as me". At that very moment, I saw another coworker, a male, 5/10,  NW1, Turkishy-appearance, slightly chubby but a decent-enough face, walking towards her. He leaned into her and gave her a passionate kiss.

Oh shit. "These guys from my workplace are dating too", I realized.

EVERYONE FROM MY JOB IS SLAYING EACH OTHER EXCEPT ME.

I felt like SHIT.

I got on a train. I was standing near two women, not from my workplace, who were facing each other. One of the women pulled the other's chin in towards her and gave her a passionate kiss. I looked down and realized they were holding hands.

EVERY WOMEN ARE SLAYING MORE WOMEN THAN I AM.

I got off the train feeling like I was in a drunken haze. So much so that I bumped into a woman who was holding a bouquet of roses. Probably from her bf or beta orbiter.

EVERYONE IS FUCKING EXCEPT ME.

HOALIE SCHITT, MAYNE.

I'M THE MOST INCEL MAN IN MY CITY.

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER FOR ME.
 
Go full hikki so you don't have to be triggered every day
 
I go to university and I have to deal with this on a daily basis.
 
You and everyone else here.
 
its never too late to relocate
 
ItheIthe said:
I envy no one.

tenor.gif
 
are you from london?
 
You had a girlfriend tho

Until you can confirm that every guy in your city has has a GF, you can't say you're the most incel.
 
just going outside is major sui fuel.

This is why I only leave the house for NEETbux.
 
Robinxyz said:
I go to university and I have to deal with this on a daily basis.

this, but honestly it will never top high school when it was literally forced down your throat how incel you were
 
this reads like a SONG

ITS OVER
 
I'm the only pathetic guy i know who never talked to a girl before.
 
Working for 10 minutes at this point would be SUICIDEFUEL.
 
I encourage all incels to work from home if they can
 
This is why incels should avoid the outside world.
 
The most painful thing is witnessing schoolmates who were as incel as you years ago that get into relationships and slay while you rot
 
Should've gotten inspired

https://www.cnn.com/2014/03/01/world/asia/china-railway-attack/index.html
 
FACEandLMS said:
I was leaving work this Friday evening, ready for 48 hours of videoediting, videogaming, sleeping, fapping and wishing I was dead.

As I was a 1 minute from my workplace, I saw a coworker that I speak to every now and again. He is a 6.5/10, NW1 white man. I saw him with his arm linked with an Italian woman also from our workplace. I didn't know they were dating. 

I ignored them to let them have their normie-privacy.

I got to the train station. Across from me on the opposite platform was a large woman. I recognized her. She was from my workplace. I thought: "Oh, I didn't know this woman went to the same train station as me". At that very moment, I saw another coworker, a male, 5/10,  NW1, Turkishy-appearance, slightly chubby but a decent-enough face, walking towards her. He leaned into her and gave her a passionate kiss.

Oh shit. "These guys from my workplace are dating too", I realized.

EVERYONE FROM MY JOB IS SLAYING EACH OTHER EXCEPT ME.

I felt like SHIT.

I got on a train. I was standing near two women, not from my workplace, who were facing each other. One of the women pulled the other's chin in towards her and gave her a passionate kiss. I looked down and realized they were holding hands.

EVERY WOMEN ARE SLAYING MORE WOMEN THAN I AM.

I got off the train feeling like I was in a drunken haze. So much so that I bumped into a woman who was holding a bouquet of roses. Probably from her bf or beta orbiter.

EVERYONE IS FUCKING EXCEPT ME.

HOALIE SCHITT, MAYNE.

I'M THE MOST INCEL MAN IN MY CITY.

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER FOR ME.

Thought this was a troll post at first, but @FaceandLMS is legit.
 
I really need to find work that isn't 100% males, lol. Don't want to be slaying other guys.
 
Hahaha, i feel you homie.

Valentine day at my workplace was sui fuel.

The office chad lives in another dimention.
 
Enigmatic said:
You had a girlfriend tho

Until you can confirm that every guy in your city has has a GF, you can't say you're the most incel.

I guess a lot has changed since 2008. I dunno what I'm doing wrong. I approach girls that I'm not even attracted to and I still get rejected. Anyway, the acceptance has set in that I will die alone. I just didn't need to be trolled like this in the space of 10 mins.


tenta said:
are you from london?

The Nigerian Peoples Ghanian-Romanian Republic of Hispano-Polondon. Yes.
 
Sadist said:
Robinxyz said:
I go to university and I have to deal with this on a daily basis.
this, but honestly it will never top high school when it was literally forced down your throat how incel you were

In university it is idd not as bad as in highschool.

Also at OP, woman would rather fuck each other or dogs than incels so gg.
 
Cynistic said:
In university it is idd not as bad as in highschool.

Also at OP, woman would rather fuck each other or dogs than incels so gg.

Like I say around here:

If you killed all 6+ women, 5/10 women would be seen by men as 10/10 women. Standards would drop.

If you killed all 6+ men, some women would gravitate to sub5 men but a large number would also turn to lesbianism, would fuck handsome gorillas and pitbull-terriers, etc.
 
FACEandLMS said:
Cynistic said:
In university it is idd not as bad as in highschool.
Also at OP, woman would rather fuck each other or dogs than incels so gg.
Like I say around here:
If you killed all 6+ women, 5/10 women would be seen by men as 10/10 women. Standards would drop.
If you killed all 6+ men, some women would gravitate to sub5 men but a large number would also turn to lesbianism, would fuck handsome gorillas and pitbull-terriers, etc.

This is one of the most brutal truths tbh.
Its fkin over for sub 5s KEK.
 
Welcome to my life. I am undesirable.
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Welcome to my life. I am undesirable.

I get really disingenuous vibes from you. Like you are a woman or are a male slayer going through a down-season. You seem fake to me for some reason. Others have picked up on it too.
 
FACEandLMS said:
I get really disingenuous vibes from you. Like you are a woman or are a male slayer going through a down-season. You seem fake to me for some reason. Others have picked up on it too.

Others? What do you mean? And how do you know that they have? Y'all be talking shit about me behind my back somewhere or something?
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Others? What do you mean? And how do you know that they have? Y'all be talking shit about me behind my back somewhere or something?

Yeah bitch. We got you figured out, you little femoid piece of shit. Time to come out of the closet.  :p
 
FACEandLMS said:
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Welcome to my life. I am undesirable.
I get really disingenuous vibes from you. Like you are a woman or are a male slayer going through a down-season. You seem fake to me for some reason. Others have picked up on it too.
I get autistic vibes from him.
 
This is fucked up, this for sure could have been God or the universe trying to tell you something OP
 
FACEandLMS said:
Yeah bitch. We got you figured out, you little femoid piece of shit. Time to come out of the closet. Tounge

LOL. I am neither of those things, but I am quite humbled such assumptions were being made about me, truly made a truecel 2/10 smile. Thanks for that.

aut said:
I get autistic vibes from him.

Don't worry, I'm not. You on the other hand... >>aut<<<
 
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Don't worry, I'm not. You on the other hand... >>aut<<<

I can recognise my own kind.
 
aut said:
I can recognise my own kind.
Apparently not because I'm not autistic. Sorry boyo.
 
FACEandLMS said:
I was leaving work this Friday evening, ready for 48 hours of videoediting, videogaming, sleeping, fapping and wishing I was dead.

As I was a 1 minute from my workplace, I saw a coworker that I speak to every now and again. He is a 6.5/10, NW1 white man. I saw him with his arm linked with an Italian woman also from our workplace. I didn't know they were dating. 

I ignored them to let them have their normie-privacy.

I got to the train station. Across from me on the opposite platform was a large woman. I recognized her. She was from my workplace. I thought: "Oh, I didn't know this woman went to the same train station as me". At that very moment, I saw another coworker, a male, 5/10,  NW1, Turkishy-appearance, slightly chubby but a decent-enough face, walking towards her. He leaned into her and gave her a passionate kiss.

Oh shit. "These guys from my workplace are dating too", I realized.

EVERYONE FROM MY JOB IS SLAYING EACH OTHER EXCEPT ME.

I felt like SHIT.

I got on a train. I was standing near two women, not from my workplace, who were facing each other. One of the women pulled the other's chin in towards her and gave her a passionate kiss. I looked down and realized they were holding hands.

EVERY WOMEN ARE SLAYING MORE WOMEN THAN I AM.

I got off the train feeling like I was in a drunken haze. So much so that I bumped into a woman who was holding a bouquet of roses. Probably from her bf or beta orbiter.

EVERYONE IS FUCKING EXCEPT ME.

HOALIE SCHITT, MAYNE.

I'M THE MOST INCEL MAN IN MY CITY.

IT'S SO FUCKING OVER FOR ME.

Jeez, they are some trash idiots. Come on, get an escort.
 
My heartbeat always goes rocket when someone is talking about sex, dating, etc. openly
 
demonanus said:
Jeez, they are some trash idiots. Come on, get an escort.

How will that get me a girlfriend?
 
I highly recommend that you start a YouTube career. You seem to be very talnted with making quality videos and i think you can grow easily and quickly on YouTube. You won't have to deal with normies and wageslaving again and you'll see less suifuel. YouTube money is not bad as well, so it's worth a try.
 
Stanx22 said:
I highly recommend that you start a YouTube career. You seem to be very talnted with making quality videos and i think you can grow easily and quickly on YouTube. You won't have to deal with normies and wageslaving again and you'll see less suifuel. YouTube money is not bad as well, so it's worth a try.

demonetization
 
Stanx22 said:
Not if he makes original content.

YouTube's algorithm demonetizes anything not deemed 'advertiser friendly' nowadays. Just say 'shit' in your video once or mention something taboo and you automatically get demonetized.
 

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