erenyeager
Taking a big huge fucking Crap
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- Joined
- Jan 18, 2021
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It is just me always me even on .is it is me the universe beckoned me to be alone I am alone.
Go and spite redditorsno you're not alone I have come here JUST TO SPITE YOU
SameNot just you, I'm on the same way with you. My destiny is to be alone and I have to live this way till my death.
no you're cooler so I will spite youGo and spite redditors
*is spiteful*no you're cooler so I will spite you
Gimme spriteno you're cooler so I will spite you
Gimme sprite
no sry I have no sprite I only drink waterGimme sprite
Basedno sry I have no sprite I only drink water
honestly I haven't eaten much today so I'll just go and microwave some leftover haggis with cmb
it is made from the innards of sheeple
I think after we purge the bearers of incorrection we should harvest their insides so that the cosmos can feast on itBased
Only erenyeager feasts on themI think after we purge the bearers of incorrection we should harvest their insides so that the cosmos can feast on it
no all erenyeagerists must eat of them to be purified and find redemptionOnly erenyeager feasts on them
Anything outside of erenyeagerism is irrelevant only by word of me it can be correctno all erenyeagerists must eat of them to be purified and find redemption
it's like the erenyeagerist version of communion
but the catmen still know the secrets of the universe and have not told youAnything outside of erenyeagerism is irrelevant only by word of me it can be correct
cats are organic and one pebble below me, once they have my blood in them then they can become mebut the catmen still know the secrets of the universe and have not told you
no you are a puppet in the catmen's schemescats are organic and one pebble below me, once they have my blood in them then they can become me
Copeno you are a puppet in the catmen's schemes
this is my version of reality according to the tao te ching and the bhaghavad gita
catmen are OP, they have taken over the universe by spilling the blood of the innocentCope
Catmen are not erenyeager
Fake news I’m afraid. I have heard of felines coping because they cannnot comprehend the sexual success of canines with white women. You and me are almost the same, you just need my bloodcatmen are OP, they have taken over the universe by spilling the blood of the innocent
we are all just pawns in their cosmic scheme
it is all a big conspiracy
NO IT IS ALL A CONPIRACY AGAINST ME WITH NO RATIONAL EXPLANATIONFake news I’m afraid.
Have a fresca…NO IT IS ALL A CONPIRACY AGAINST ME WITH NO RATIONAL EXPLANATION
Hey me too!I look at the wall 24/7
It’s ok bro, we too are gods in the makingNO
EXPLAIN THIS CONSPIRACY AT ONCE
You're the shit bro!Pooping hard man
editedpostmaxxingFake news I’m afraid. I have heard of felines coping because they cannnot comprehend the sexual success of canines with white women.
oh ok thanks that's good to knowIt’s ok bro, we too are gods in the making