It felt good so I started humping the floor. but I didn't want to destroy my dick so stopped
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Based
Over for floorhumpercels
Prone masturbation is a bad cope
i did it from kindergarten to grade 8. then I saw onichichi and started doing it properly. the first nut is the fucking bomb. best moment of my life
The floor is not comfortable.
it would be if it had a fleshlight in it. and if I was dutch
Never tried it tbh
IT won't touch this
Their standards are so low nowadays bitchsigma will prob cap it with "yikes creepy oinkwell!" and it will get 0 replies because they have nothing of substance to say and 37,000 upropes
High thought
On the Srs one time when I was like 8 and just getting boners I would fuck/hump this metal box thing. It was nice.
On the Srs one time when I was like 8 and just getting boners I would fuck/hump this metal box thing. It was nice.
It's actually really bad for your dick to masturbate against things like that
Okey
prone masturbation will give you ED
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just fuck the concrete theory
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? bruh ?
Oh my... my pen0r is now stiff because I googled what onichichi was
Autism mogs me
It will cause the floor to crack from the weight of the penis, which will erase everything, seminal traces everywhere and bruised floors reverberating with dripping and watery melancholy from the frustration of the cold and discouraged surface.
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Indari moment.
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