I knew a foid who fucked every guy she met……but not me

[Feeshtu]

When I was younger, I was a druggie.

I had a group of people that I would smoke weed with almost every day.
One of them was a foid.
It was 3 guys and 1 foid in the group.

First, the foid was the girlfriend of guy 1.
Of course, guy 1 was the tallest and best looking guy in the group.

Then, one day, the foid got sick and stayed home.
So…..guy 2 “took care of her”.
Of course, she fucked guy 2 that day.

Guy 1, being a cuck, forgave the foid.

Then guy 1 and the foid go to some big party.

There, the foid hooks up with some guy she just met and guy 1 comes back by himself.

This other guy gets the foid pregnant and then leaves her…..never to return to raise his kid.

Last I saw her, the foid was a fat single mother living in a shithole.

So, what about guy 3?

Well, guy 3 was me, the one guy she didn’t fuck.

And you know what?
If I’d have gotten her pregnant, I would have been a good dad to my kid.
But, of course, I was the only guy that she never fucked.

This is a true story from my youth.

And it is also the story of most single mothers.

 

[Horatio1]

Brutal. Even females with relatively low standards don't want to settle with sub-5s

 

[TODD VAN DAMME]

You should be happy you didn't get her pregnant. That's disaster avoided.

 

[SuperKanga]

You should be happy you didn't get her pregnant. That's disaster avoided.

 

[Kinkcel1]

Brutal. Even females with relatively low standards don't want to settle with sub-5s

Very brutal indeed.

 

[VλREN]

You should be happy you didn't get her pregnant. That's disaster avoided.

Roblox natural disaster?

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Happened to me too. Back in highschool foids would fuck or do crazy shit with my group of friends but nope never happened with me

 

[iRespectWoman]

Happened to me too. Back in highschool foids would fuck or do crazy shit with my group of friends but nope never happened with me

Same.

 

[VideoGameCoper]

Ragefuel

 

[SuperKanga]

Stupid whores being low IQ as per usual

Enjoy raising a future inkwell sl0re

 

[cripplecel]

You should be happy you didn't get her pregnant. That's disaster avoided.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

@Sheogorath

 

[Sheogorath]

doesn't apply to my situation I mog every guy who cucked me I was just locationcelled
my ego is actually more intact after this than I would've thought
it comes from the realization that you're being groomed as a murder-chad
"I'm the reaper she chose and she's trying to motivate me by being absurd"

That or absurdity is the only way she thinks she can get a chadcel to care enough about her to prioritize her over 2D women, I dunno
ngl it's worked for months but I wish she'd take a different tactic
could also be (idealistic coping here) some kind of "I'm too broken to have a happy ending, I'll be even more disgusting to save him" etc

 

[Jud Pottah]

Roblox natural disaster?

 

[Grodd]

You should be happy you didn't get her pregnant. That's disaster avoided.

 

[TheJester]

Impressive, I also knew one but we didnt have much of a connection anymore when a friend told me she slept with anyone. We were 13/14 at that time.

I had no feelings for her.

 

[Sheogorath]

You should be happy you didn't get her pregnant. That's disaster avoided.

what if I impregnate a woman and she jumps off a bridge and thus I've rescued all future men from her shenanigans?

 

[Neucher.Belgrade]

I would honestly try to sue her

 

[SuperKanga]

doesn't apply to my situation I mog every guy who cucked me I was just locationcelled
my ego is actually more intact after this than I would've thought
it comes from the realization that you're being groomed as a murder-chad
"I'm the reaper she chose and she's trying to motivate me by being absurd"

That or absurdity is the only way she thinks she can get a chadcel to care enough about her to prioritize her over 2D women, I dunno
ngl it's worked for months but I wish she'd take a different tactic
could also be (idealistic coping here) some kind of "I'm too broken to have a happy ending, I'll be even more disgusting to save him" etc

Based schizocel

 

[Liu KANG]

When I was younger, I was a druggie.

I had a group of people that I would smoke weed with almost every day.
One of them was a foid.
It was 3 guys and 1 foid in the group.

First, the foid was the girlfriend of guy 1.
Of course, guy 1 was the tallest and best looking guy in the group.

Then, one day, the foid got sick and stayed home.
So…..guy 2 “took care of her”.
Of course, she fucked guy 2 that day.

Guy 1, being a cuck, forgave the foid.

Then guy 1 and the foid go to some big party.

There, the foid hooks up with some guy she just met and guy 1 comes back by himself.

This other guy gets the foid pregnant and then leaves her…..never to return to raise his kid.

Last I saw her, the foid was a fat single mother living in a shithole.

So, what about guy 3?

Well, guy 3 was me, the one guy she didn’t fuck.

And you know what?
If I’d have gotten her pregnant, I would have been a good dad to my kid.
But, of course, I was the only guy that she never fucked.

This is a true story from my youth.

And it is also the story of most single mothers.

Don’t sweat bro. Your in the same situation as most of the married IT members

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

doesn't apply to my situation I mog every guy who cucked me I was just locationcelled

tbf those guys were p grotesque that's true

but zoe likes doing degrading shit like ip2, drugs, etc., so that's probably her preference

my ego is actually more intact after this than I would've thought

based

it comes from the realization that you're being groomed as a murder-chad
"I'm the reaper she chose and she's trying to motivate me by being absurd"

the original zoe (eve) was the mother of cain, the first murderer

maybe this zoe takes after that and is nurturing you into a murderchad

That or absurdity is the only way she thinks she can get a chadcel to care enough about her to prioritize her over 2D women, I dunno
ngl it's worked for months but I wish she'd take a different tactic

camusian subplot

 

[PureImagination]

Be happy you didn't get her pregnant

 

[Sheogorath]

I would honestly try to sue her

walt can try that if he wants, it's not lucrative enough to do it over her busting a canopy
I guess libel/slander based on some of the stuff she's said before, if it is ever reiterated, but I can't see her ever saving enough money to be worth it
maybe if she married a rich guy there'd be a point to it

maybe this zoe takes after that and is nurturing you into a murderchad

I never wanted this but why does it feel like it's working?

 

[Izayacel]

You should be happy you didn't get her pregnant. That's disaster avoided.

 

[NeverEvenBegan]

Back in highschool foids would fuck or do crazy shit with my group of friends but nope never happened with me

 

[PolskiKartofel]

When I was younger, I was a druggie.

Mogs me

I had a group of people that I would smoke weed with almost every day.

Mogs me

I'm still looking for my grave place

 

[Dealer]

You should be happy you didn't get her pregnant. That's disaster avoided.

 

[ordinaryotaku]

This must have happened to me all the time, I just didn't know it.