non_factor said:
This.
You'll be charged with sexual assault of course,but at least you'll get to kiss someone.
Just go to a place that is a few towns over, park a few blocks away. Come in, scope out the area, make sure security isn't tight. Await your opportunity. Savor the .5 seconds you've earned, then sprint full speed.
Personally I don't condone rape or sexual assault, but if you were to do it, this would be the only way.
Still no validation though, so all a pointless exercise and you will still be miserable, but now possibly suffering from guilty conscience. And the kiss won't even be satisfying, you would just mush your face into her unwilling scrunched or yelling maw.