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Venting I just want a double BJ before i die

Incel Prime

Incel Prime

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Two girls sucking me off while looking in my eyes is what i want before i die
 
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Maybe you will be lucky enough to be born as Chad in the next life.
 
You're not going to get it without paying. Sorry.
 
you're going to be really disappointed when u finally get a bj then.
 
How do you get a double bj? How is that even possibru?
 
Maybe you'll get one in VR, either. If you're high iq start a celebrity sex cult or something, it doesn't seem to hard, just preach some secret truth or enlightenment while carrying yourself with an air of mystery and thirsty femoids will 100% guaranteed jump on your incel dick 2 at a time.

Or jelq vigorously for 2 years and become a porn star.
 
Maybe you'll get one in VR, either. If you're high iq start a celebrity sex cult or something, it doesn't seem to hard, just preach some secret truth or enlightenment while carrying yourself with an air of mystery and thirsty femoids will 100% guaranteed jump on your incel dick 2 at a time.

Or jelq vigorously for 2 years and become a porn star.
I live in Canada no market for porn. Im not high iq enough to start a cult and VR is my best bet.
doesn't feel nearly as good as fapping
Wtf. I cant believe that. You probably have death grip
 
I live in Canada no market for porn. Im not high iq enough to start a cult and VR is my best bet.

VR might be the only thing keeping me alive. My goal is to become a millionaire via computer science and funding all my money into making VR as realistic as possible. I'd help African children if I was more altruistic but ultimately they're just going to have more babies if I help them and suffer more as a result. You can't kill off the third world to end their suffering obviously so the most right minded option is to maximize pleasure for those who have access to it in their life times.

Chad's already live lives of maximum pleasure, while incels are kept chained to the outputs of a productive society that offers them anything except what they desire most. Western Civilization has offered man nearly everything he could ever want in terms of entertainment and sustinence, but if an incel wanted a woman to look into his eyes with genuine desire, it would be easier at any other point in history. Women used to find men as a whole attractive, and the patriarchy aimed to keep it that way, so for men, being productive = sex and a family with your looks match. Now because of hypergamy the average woman only finds Chad attractive, and she is openly encouraged to hop to the highest Chad she can find, treat him like a god while he ravages her in the bedroom, then treat every other man with disdain and complacent boredom. The look of lust that she'll never give you is what Chad has taken from you, something you'll never get, but attractive men see from every woman who walks by.

It's astounding how unfair it is, yet how much men have been forced to never complain about it in recent years. As an average or below average man, you are expected to do your job and aquiesce to your wife's pleas for an open relationship. In fact she's already permitted to fuck whoever she wants when she wants, it's just a formality to ask you. "Stop being so insecure honey, what you can't take a little joke" (a real woman said this as she mentioned how she wished her ex bf would fuck her in front of her current bf so her current bf would know how much better she could be fucked with a big cock)
 
Genetic trash doesn't deserve such pleasures from women. A double blowjob is Chad's birthright.

We deserve nothing. We deserve to be put in concentration-camps and forced to labor for the real humans to enjoy their lives. We were one of many fuck-ups nature created in the process of trying to sculpt a Chad.
 
I dont even care about two I only want one
you're going to be really disappointed when u finally get a bj then.

You probably have death grip from jerking off. There is Nobody who is well experienced in sex who prefers masturbation compared to a blowjob. Thats absurd, only reason women dont feel "As good as we thought" When Incels finally escortcel is because we are used to self stimulation and Ironically foreign stimulation takes practice to get into. But once its accomplished there is no going back to just fapping.

When I escortcel I am going to ensure I dont fap for a month. 2 pump chump but then escort again day after and day after that, then I will begin to get the hang of it. We were denied sex in our prime years and its not something you can just go and enjoy, it takes practice. I am saving a thousand dollars just for escortcel but I am not even going to attempt until I am ready (No fap or porn for a few months AND not just one time thing but see escort few times in a row)
 
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I dont even care about two I only want one


You probably have death grip from jerking off. There is Nobody who is well experienced in sex who prefers masturbation compared to a blowjob. Thats absurd, only reason women dont feel "As good as we thought" When Incels finally escortcel is because we are used to self stimulation and Ironically foreign stimulation takes practice to get into. But once its accomplished there is no going back to just fapping.

When I escortcel I am going to ensure I dont fap for a month. 2 pump chump but then escort again day after and day after that, then I will begin to get the hang of it. We were denied sex in our prime years and its not something you can just go and enjoy, it takes practice. I am saving a thousand dollars just for escortcel but I am not even going to attempt until I am ready (No fap or porn for a few months AND not just one time thing but see escort few times in a row)
strong cope
 
I dont even care about two I only want one


You probably have death grip from jerking off. There is Nobody who is well experienced in sex who prefers masturbation compared to a blowjob. Thats absurd, only reason women dont feel "As good as we thought" When Incels finally escortcel is because we are used to self stimulation and Ironically foreign stimulation takes practice to get into. But once its accomplished there is no going back to just fapping.

When I escortcel I am going to ensure I dont fap for a month. 2 pump chump but then escort again day after and day after that, then I will begin to get the hang of it. We were denied sex in our prime years and its not something you can just go and enjoy, it takes practice. I am saving a thousand dollars just for escortcel but I am not even going to attempt until I am ready (No fap or porn for a few months AND not just one time thing but see escort few times in a row)
Most normies have sex between 14-17.
You are missing out in those yrs if you dont have sex and conditioning masturbation habits. Escortcels. Dont waste money brother. They dont want you either. Just your cash
 
Then you will die unsatisfied. Sorry
I know which hurts. Its never genuine when you pay. She wouldnt even talk to you without money
I was going to suggest paying but they certainly will not be looking at you. They will have their eyes shut and trying to think of something else.
 
Degeneracy is a cheap cope with no staying power, imagine sitting in a garden under a tree with a woman, your romance is going well and you're connecting deeply like comparing childhoods and making plans for the future, and the two of you literally have 8-10 hours of free time ahead of you before nightfall to do whatever you feel like out in the sun and in the fields.
 
You could try an girlfriend experience escort. Then they maybe look at you.. when you're lucky :confused:
 
You're 6ft with broad shoulders and a 6/10 face, you could easily get atleast one hot girl to suck your dick or two landwhale-esque girls.
 
I want a triple bj
 
i want a Bacon Jam and Tomato Hold the beggin
 
No fap or porn for a few months AND not just one time thing but see escort few times in a row

That is the smart way to do it. It's true, after a lifetime of beating the life out of your cock every night that double blowjob will NEVER live up to what you imagine physically. You haven't earned it, you tried to jump ahead and your feeble little mind won't be able to process what is happening. You can't jump to the double. BabyFaced gets it.
 
JFL. Another banned user
 

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