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i just remembered...... i am a gaycel

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Panda

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i blocked this memory out but i just remembered it. 


i used to do gay shit with my friend in 5th grade. wed watch porn together on our wii and psp and feel eachothers dicks. but we were both straight. 

damn. ive done more with a guy than with a girl. im an actuall faggotcel.

holy shit typing this makes me look like a complete faggot. it wasnt gay though it was like a brojob. like pretend its a female job. our favorite pornstar was alexis malone. 


swear on my mothers life this is a true story.
 
Maybe it's time to rope.
 
That's pretty gay.
 
I'm having a hard time holding down this chinese food and cheesecake I just ate.
 
QuantumDummy said:
I'm having a hard time holding down this chinese food and cheesecake I just ate.

You are extemely homophobic.
 
Kointo said:
You are extemely homophobic.

I'm really not. I just like making exaggerated shitposts from time to time.
 
QuantumDummy said:
I'm really not. I just like making exaggerated shitposts from time to time.

Oh...my autism makes it so that I can't detect hyperbole and sarcasm.
 
Kointo said:
Oh...my autism makes it so that I can't detect hyperbole and sarcasm.

No worries. I don't make it obvious, so it definitely comes across as me being serious lol.
 
Panda said:
i blocked this memory out but i just remembered it. 


i used to do gay shit with my friend in 5th grade. wed watch porn together on our wii and psp and feel eachothers dicks. but we were both straight. 

damn. ive done more with a guy than with a girl. im an actuall faggotcel.

holy shit typing this makes me look like a complete faggot. it wasnt gay though it was like a brojob. like pretend its a female job. our favorite pornstar was alexis malone. 


swear on my mothers life this is a true story.

what in the fuck is wrong with you
 
Why not try go full fag?

You're clearly able to tolerate faggotry to some extent, if you can go all the way then your problems are solved.
 
I would go gay if I wasn't scared of AIDS.
 
incelman said:
I would go gay if I wasn't scared of AIDS.

UNBANNED AAHHHHHH

REEEEEEEEEEEE
 
I support you all and I think it's cool thing being gay despite I have no feelings towards real men but I love some traps so I'm all cool with it. We must stop women's supremacy by stand for together and rise up like the Sun.
 
Panda said:
im not gay ive never jacked off to a dude before or even thought of it

You and your friend jerked off your little ding dongs in 5th grade. That's pretty gay....
 
Your profile pic is literal suicide fuel. A girl will never open her mouth and stick her tongue out while maintaining eye contact with you. You will never have your dick above her face while you´re close to coming. She will never wear your thick baby-juice on her face while posing for a sexy cum facial pic.
 
ropecel_is_cope said:
Your profile pic is literal suicide fuel. A girl will never open her mouth and stick her tongue out while maintaining eye contact with you. You will never have your dick above her face while you´re close to coming. She will never wear your thick baby-juice on her face while posing for a sexy cum facial pic.

I don't think he wanna fuck the girl rather wanna be like a girl while getting a shot on her face from a Chad. :bigsmile:
 

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