He wanted Harry's mom but got friendzone and later had to take care of chad and her spawn.
This guy died a virgin incel, he died trying to help chads son.
This guy died a virgin incel, he died trying to help chads son.
He died a cuck. Helping the Chads spawn.
Altho to be fair it is also her spawn so he wanted to help his oneitis. I can sort off understand that.
Altho to be fair it is also her spawn so he wanted to help his oneitis. I can sort off understand that.
Dumbledore: Still a cuck, after all this time?
Snape: Always.
Snape: Always.
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Recon9 said:
Lol very well spot on
Recon9 said:
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Virgins never win unless they are hawt
ur coping if u think snape didnt get casual sex from the witch FHO's throughout his life.
Fuaaark spoiler alert!!! I'm watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the first time. Almost done with part 1. FUARK you op.
PM_ME_STRIPPERS said:
yeah but snape didn't look like Alan Rickman
he was probably closer to this guy
friendzones by oneitis, bullied by oneitis bf, cucked into raising their child, died a virgin... damn...
RREEEEEEEEE said:
>Spoiler alert of book that had premiere in 2007 and movie which had premiere in 2010
RREEEEEEEEE said:
Harry was a loser, he went after a 6/10 Asian and got rejected over Chad. Guess it didn't matter he was rich and famous when Cedric had DAT jaw! He settled for mediocre Ginny but only got her when she went through the Beaters. Snape probably did die a virgin. Hogwarts was truly a -Cel Academy, Ron was probably the biggest overachiever.
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Recon9 said:
Lmao, that was a good one. Snape was delusional.
@FACEandLMS I'm copy and pasting my response to your PM, considering your inbox is full and can't accept any more PMs.
I can definitely see improvement, those treatments certainly did help. You're pretty much normie-tier, 5/10. How come women are so cruel to you, you don't have any ogre-tier facial traits... it's beyond me. Maybe you're super autistic? You seem like you have a good frame as well, you seem large-built.
Last time I watched a Harry Potter movie was in 2007 when Order of the Phoenix came out. It's been 11 years since I finally watched The Half-Blood Prince. I have yet to resume where I left off during the Deathly Hallows, pt. 1.
You faggot, it's only funny when it happens to a normie. Reeeeeeeeeee.
I can definitely see improvement, those treatments certainly did help. You're pretty much normie-tier, 5/10. How come women are so cruel to you, you don't have any ogre-tier facial traits... it's beyond me. Maybe you're super autistic? You seem like you have a good frame as well, you seem large-built.
Akarin said:
Last time I watched a Harry Potter movie was in 2007 when Order of the Phoenix came out. It's been 11 years since I finally watched The Half-Blood Prince. I have yet to resume where I left off during the Deathly Hallows, pt. 1.
7339er said:RREEEEEEEEE said:
You faggot, it's only funny when it happens to a normie. Reeeeeeeeeee.
Ron was at least 1.90m tall and was certainly more handsome than actor who played himTheRealChincel said:
Akarin said:
wasnt he described as being lanky, having a hooked nose and big ears? plus ginger. he should be posting here.
7339er said:
so basically this fag except the ginger part
[attachment=1477]The whole Harry Potter story was a liberal bullshit world so as the given that everybody there is beta as fucked and yeah snape got cucked hard.
The only way snape could have redeemed himself is if he transformed Harry into a woman and then raped her on top of his dad's grave.
The only way snape could have redeemed himself is if he transformed Harry into a woman and then raped her on top of his dad's grave.
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Akarin said:
Doesn't mean much that he looked better than Grint. Tallcels merely stand out more, ask me how I know.
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Snape was a real beta truecel 
Wanna know the funny thing? Readers often see James Potter (bully chad) in a positive light because he "changed" (wow such merit when everyone loves you and you have yoith handed on silver plate) but refuse to see snape as the hero he was because "trying to be good at the final part doesnt exempt you from having invented and used dark arts.
Snape invented dark arts to defend himself from being bullied, and he was a death eater because of living his entire life as a double agent sacrificing everything. What did James do? oh yes, being good looking and stopping being a nully because he settled down.
But James is heroic for the "effort" of dying agaisnt voldemort (such difficult and incredible task to get killed by the most powerful dark wizard) while snape is an asshole because (no matter the motives) he used dark arts. He actually saved potter multiple times, lived his entire life infiltrated in the most dangerous wizard's group, sacrificed everything and went on to certain death, but James is better because James was described as good looking Chad while Snape is described as an ugly nerd.
As a male you are your looks.
Snape invented dark arts to defend himself from being bullied, and he was a death eater because of living his entire life as a double agent sacrificing everything. What did James do? oh yes, being good looking and stopping being a nully because he settled down.
But James is heroic for the "effort" of dying agaisnt voldemort (such difficult and incredible task to get killed by the most powerful dark wizard) while snape is an asshole because (no matter the motives) he used dark arts. He actually saved potter multiple times, lived his entire life infiltrated in the most dangerous wizard's group, sacrificed everything and went on to certain death, but James is better because James was described as good looking Chad while Snape is described as an ugly nerd.
As a male you are your looks.
Snape was one of the only legit truecels that appeared in media, in the films yeah is played by an hollywood actor, but in the books in specifically clear that he's ugly as fuck.
But of course harry potter was written by a woman so she have to make him turbocucked in order to justify to her teen femoid audience that she added an incel as an important character.
But of course harry potter was written by a woman so she have to make him turbocucked in order to justify to her teen femoid audience that she added an incel as an important character.
Zyros said:
I think that a lot of readers actually sympathise with snape more. Probably because he wasn't portrayed as ugly in the movies, more like weak. Greasy knajjd tier.
He should have helped voldemort kill all of James familly, happily by the one that give the last strike to Harry's mom, and then shit in Harry CraddleDarthmat said:
Yeah but the actor is a Chad which is what halos him.Akarin said:
And he looks good so people sympathize with him.
In books he is described as trucel and people hate him lol.
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