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TeeHee I just read that my oneitis is engaged and her wedding is this spring.

Grotesque

Grotesque

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surprise her at the wedding with an AR-15

in minecraft
 
JFL at having an oneitis.
 
I cant believe you put that as your profile picture, i am laughing my ass off right now.
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THE ETHNIC VERSION
 
Ruin her wedding by showing up.
 
hope some natural disaster happens during it and she gets struck by lightning
 
Ruin her wedding by showing up.
I'm sure she's long planned hiring extra protection specifically told to shoot me if I'm 1000 feet near her wedding.
hope some natural disaster happens during it and she gets struck by lightning
I can hope a few minutes of sun exposure gives her pure white pale skin immediate blistering and cancer.
 
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She hasn't been my oneitis for quite some time tbh, it's more that she was my last chance and brutally destroyed me.

I'm feeling better about this after taking a shower because she's too old to have kids and thus I have no idea why they're getting married. The ugly faggot she's marrying can only make his life worse from this.

For those unaware, both of them were my counselors.

NEVER. GO. TO. THERAPY.
 
You should crash it.
 
You should crash it.
No. I'm serious that if I even go near the church they're getting married at, I will be arrested immediately. I hope the security she's paying is worth it. Plus, I live like 20 miles away now and I'm lazy.
 
Is that that dyslexic faggot that you talked about in one of your videos?
No, he's another counselor. Fuck that faggot too. Every time I think of those fuckers, I rage internally.
 
Isn't your oneitis a fat ugly cow? JFL it's looksmatch is floating down the bayou.
 
Isn't your oneitis a fat ugly cow? JFL it's looksmatch is floating down the bayou.
Yes, she is.

She's about as fat as my avatar. Her gigantic ass probably puts his to shame.
 

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