Serious I just noticed how outdated some of the cuss phrases are.

[Firefly]

"Go fuck yourself" - In the past getting laid was fairly easy, so when you said that to someone that meant you are going to have to masturbate today instead of having sex with your girlfriend.

But today no one is having sex anyways it's actually way more common to masturbate than having a girl with you.
"Go fuck yourself" actually holds the same meaning as "go buy groceries at the supermarket" it's stupid.

"Fuck your mom" - I don't even know what to say about this one it's just really stupid, no one is actually getting laid and every femoid out there sells her nudes on "onlyfans" and crap like that.

"Your mom is a whore" - This is both funny and sad at the same time because the more we go into the future the more slutty future moms will be.

Feel free to add some of your own and share with us if you have any cuss phrases that are actually relevant today.

 

[Gymcelled]

In a few years the idea that a sub8 male could have non escort sex will be seen as some sort of mystical legend from ancient times. Mythology type shit

 

[Words2_live_bye]

In a few years the idea that a sub8 male could have non escort sex will be seen as some sort of mystical legend from ancient times. Mythology type shit

 

[Speedloader]

Hih iq

 

[FinnCel]

In Finnish, we never tell people to go fuck something or insult people's mothers
We have the word fuck, and it is a curse word, but it's used to mean fucking something (like I fucked my boss etc). It can also mean to steal
Joku nussi pyöräni = someone stole my bike
Be careful not to say "joku nussi pyörääni" because that would mean "someone fucked my bike"
Also we say stuff like "ski to horse's cunt" (suksi hevonvittuun) to mean "fuck off"


Also insulting someone's mother is insult towards their mother, not the person themselves.
Noone would understand it as a personal insult

However we do call people wankers or piss heads, etc

Finnish has more curse words than English anyways, maybe I should make a topic about it some day

 

[OnGP]

In Finnish, we never tell people to go fuck something or insult people's mothers
We have the word fuck, and it is a curse word, but it's used to mean fucking something (like I fucked my boss etc). It can also mean to steal
Joku nussi pyöräni = someone stole my bike
Be careful not to say "joku nussi pyörääni" because that would mean "someone fucked my bike"
Also we say stuff like "ski to horse's cunt" (suksi hevonvittuun) to mean "fuck off"


Also insulting someone's mother is insult towards their mother, not the person themselves.
Noone would understand it as a personal insult

However we do call people wankers or piss heads, etc

Finnish has more curse words than English anyways, maybe I should make a topic about it some day

This only enforces the fact Finnish is a truly based language tbh

 

[Adamhastor]

But today no one is having sex anyways

Epic cope ngl

 

[Neggr]

In a few years the idea that a sub8 male could have non escort sex will be seen as some sort of mystical legend from ancient times. Mythology type shit

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

post-commie EE is so blackpilled that they were ahead of the curve calling guys (sexually) frustrated losers/unfuckable back in 1999

 

[Gymcelled]

In Finnish, we never tell people to go fuck something or insult people's mothers
We have the word fuck, and it is a curse word, but it's used to mean fucking something (like I fucked my boss etc). It can also mean to steal
Joku nussi pyöräni = someone stole my bike
Be careful not to say "joku nussi pyörääni" because that would mean "someone fucked my bike"
Also we say stuff like "ski to horse's cunt" (suksi hevonvittuun) to mean "fuck off"


Also insulting someone's mother is insult towards their mother, not the person themselves.
Noone would understand it as a personal insult

However we do call people wankers or piss heads, etc

Finnish has more curse words than English anyways, maybe I should make a topic about it some day

Lmao I can imagine some fins reacting autistically like "why are you bringing up my mom?"

post-commie EE is so blackpilled that they were ahead of the curve calling guys (sexually) frustrated losers/unfuckable back in 1999

Based

 

[Deleted member 24256]

In a few years the idea that a sub8 male could have non escort sex will be seen as some sort of mystical legend from ancient times. Mythology type shit

 

[Numb]

the more we go into the future the more slutty future moms will be

The e whores of today will be the moms of tomorrow. And most foids are e whores this is already going to happen tbh

 

[FinnCel]

Lmao I can imagine some fins reacting autistically like "why are you bringing up my mom?"

That was the first shit I wondered the first time someone got angry at me over the internet