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JFL I just got the weirdezt work call ever

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I juzt got a call from social servicez for poor people in nyc, my job iz to tranzlate in between a spanish speaker and an english speaker.

some nigger from venezuela waz calling asking for "social assistance" bc he emigrated all the way up to burgerland. He waz basically asking for neetbux and when the social assistant said:


Gringo -"Why are you here in usa?"

Nigger Venezuela- "Because god sent me to meet joe biden, tell joe biden to visit me, its regarding the 3rd world war, its in the bible"

gringo - "Ok. And can you talk to me about this god and the bible you mentioned?"

Nigger venezuela - "If you want me to talk, you gotta buy weed for me - I need to smoke weed. I need to smoke weed. Then I can talk to you all day about the bible"

Gringo - "ok"

lol stupid nigger wont receive shit
 
That was me
need money 2 buy crack (I said weed because I didnt want the gringo to hang up)
 
I juzt got a call from social servicez for poor people in nyc, my job iz to tranzlate in between a spanish speaker and an english speaker.

some nigger from venezuela waz calling asking for "social assistance" bc he emigrated all the way up to burgerland. He waz basically asking for neetbux and when the social assistant said:


Gringo -"Why are you here in usa?"

Nigger Venezuela- "Because god sent me to meet joe biden, tell joe biden to visit me, its regarding the 3rd world war, its in the bible"

gringo - "Ok. And can you talk to me about this god and the bible you mentioned?"

Nigger venezuela - "If you want me to talk, you gotta buy weed for me - I need to smoke weed. I need to smoke weed. Then I can talk to you all day about the bible"

Gringo - "ok"

lol stupid nigger wont receive shit
What a fucking moron hahahahaha
 
I juzt got a call from social servicez for poor people in nyc, my job iz to tranzlate in between a spanish speaker and an english speaker.

some nigger from venezuela waz calling asking for "social assistance" bc he emigrated all the way up to burgerland. He waz basically asking for neetbux and when the social assistant said:


Gringo -"Why are you here in usa?"

Nigger Venezuela- "Because god sent me to meet joe biden, tell joe biden to visit me, its regarding the 3rd world war, its in the bible"

gringo - "Ok. And can you talk to me about this god and the bible you mentioned?"

Nigger venezuela - "If you want me to talk, you gotta buy weed for me - I need to smoke weed. I need to smoke weed. Then I can talk to you all day about the bible"

Gringo - "ok"

lol stupid nigger wont receive shit
Lmao
 
Based christian
 
Are inmigrants eligible for neetbux? Isn't that retarded? I thought only US citizens could apply for it
 

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