Serious I just got a visit from 2 coppers

[Dr. Autismo]

Just to make sure I was at home and not out after my court ordered curfew.
There were 2 of them, both of them looked like 5'7-10?
One of them was a middle-age baldy boy, he looked a little bit like Homer Simpson.
After we exchanged words, they both leave.
Our convo was pretty much went like this:


Copper 1: Alright, {real name}?

Me: Yeah.

Copper 1: we're just making sure your in and not out after 7:00.

Me: Did you have to knock so fuckin loud?

Copper 1: Sorry?

Me: Did you have to knock so fuckin loud?

Copper 1: Sorry, it's just how I normally knock.
I'm sorry if I woke you.

Copper 2: Will you be going back to sleep?

Me: I wasn't sleeping.

Copper 1: So, how was your day?

Me; Not bad.

Copper 1: Well, we just came to see if you were alright.
Have a good night.

Me: Yeah, you too.

 

[HONKLER SUPERSOYBOY]

Give me your address I want to fortnite dance outside your house all night and you can't do shit

 

[DeliriousMerchant]

Give me your address I want to fortnite dance outside your house all night and you can't do shit

 

[smegma producer]

why do you have a curfew?

 

[Dr. Autismo]

why do you have a curfew?

For walloping an 18 year old foid in her noggin back in march.

 

[smegma producer]

For walloping an 18 year old foid in her noggin back in march.

. when is your curfew?

 

[Dr. Autismo]

. when is your curfew?

i'm not allowed out after 7 in the evening or before 7in the morning

 

[smegma producer]

i'm not allowed out after 7 in the evening or before 7in the morning

damn, i guess is better than a jail cell thou

 

[Dr. Autismo]

damn, i guess is better than a jail cell thou

I'm starting to think that doing that 6 weeks in prison may not be so bad honestly.

 

[smegma producer]

I'm starting to think that the me doing that 6 weeks in prison may not be so bad honestly.

what about the other inmates?

 

[Dr. Autismo]

what about the other inmates?

what about them?

 

[smegma producer]

what about them?

they could rape or kill you

 

[Karakol96]

Cuck behavior for telling them to have a good night

 

[Dr. Autismo]

they could rape or kill you

I'm pretty sure I won't need to worry bout that.
I know this old dude at the soup kitchen who spend a spell in prison.
He got released last month and he's alive and well.
I don't know if he got raped though, I didn't ask.
And I think you on;y get raped in prison if you ask for it.

 

[smegma producer]

I'm pretty sure I won't need to worry bout that.
I know this old dude at the soup kitchen who spend a spell in prison.
He got released last month and he's alive and well.
I don't know if he got raped though, I didn't ask.
And I think you on;y get raped in prison if you ask for it.

i guess so, and im sure they dont put everyone in the same type of prison, i sure there is levels depending on the severity of the crime

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Cuck behavior for telling them to have a good night

I didn't tell them to "have a good night."
They said good night to me first, and I said "you too" in response.
Saying "you too" to someone is something I naturally do irl, its simply how I talk.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

i guess so, and im sure they dont put everyone in the same type of prison, i sure there is levels depending on the severity of the crime

I'm not a rapist or a nonce, so even if I did get locked up, i won't have to worry about being shanked, raped or killed.