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I’m donating blood plasma and I was waiting in line so long holding it in and last night I ate a whole bucket of cherries. I went to the bathroom expecting to shit and instead let out the longest fart I’ve ever had. It was a solid 15 seconds and I farted a couple more times after that. Hardly shitted yet :feelsjuice:
 
disgusting.
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how is this physically possible
 
I didn’t think so either. I held it in so long and ate so many cherries last night and this morning
the relief must have been godlike
 
You're lying, this has to be false, how could you even do this? If true I bet your boxers are full of shit now. Fucking disgusting
 
I’m donating blood plasma and I was waiting in line so long holding it in and last night I ate a whole bucket of cherries. I went to the bathroom expecting to shit and instead let out the longest fart I’ve ever had. It was a solid 15 seconds and I farted a couple more times after that. Hardly shitted yet :feelsjuice:
I checked my stopwatch. 15 seconds..... thats not a PPPFFFFFFRRRRRRRTTTTT empty BRO that must have been a realy super long high-pitched stinking peeeeep sounding poopfart... you tight ass stinker! record it next time.
 
It was a solid 15 seconds
I don't believe you.
No human could ever store that much farts.
Except if you didn't properly fart and tried to fart quietly, then it would be believable.
 
Hm good to know
 
Do you donate regularly?
 
that was the first time
did you get a cooky afterwards or something better for energy, selection of free chocolate snacks to choose from? don't leave out the important details man
 
did you get a cooky afterwards or something better for energy, selection of free chocolate snacks to choose from? don't leave out the important details man
no nothing. i got $75. second donation is $125, then like 60 for the next 6 times and even lower from then on
 
What a strange system on first view, incentives going up, down, and then furter down.
 
I guess high initial payments are to attract new donors.
 
By offering a substantial amount for the first few donations, donation centers can encourage people to start donating. The even higher payment for the second donation might be designed to ensure that donors return after their first experience. Once a donor has returned a second time, they are more likely to become regular donors.
 
After the initial two donations, the payment decreases to manage costs for the donation centers. They aim to balance attracting new donors and maintaining an affordable incentive system for long-term donations. The decreasing payments might encourage donors to take the recommended breaks between donations.
 
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can these extra high second payments also be found in other cities nearby ?
 
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can you do more?

maybe 19 ?
or even 20 second-farts?
 
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can you do more?

maybe 19 ?
or even 20 second-farts?
i remember when i went cherry picking as a kid and I ate the most cherries I've ever eaten, i had major diarrhea within a few hours
 
The air got out…

How about the rest ? Wil it be massive ?
 

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