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LifeFuel I Intentionally Spilled A Coffee on a Foid On the Bus

ColdBoy

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Today I was on a crowded bus and some stupid fat asian bitch was yapping away on her cell phone probably trying to fuck chad. She also smelt like literal shit and looked like a sun burnt vomit pile. I happened to be holding a (cold) almond milk coffee and I wanted the bitch to leave so bad so I got out my phone with one hand, pretended to try to fit them both into one hand and spilt the almond milk honey all over the stupid bitches legs.

She stood up to try to intimidate me with some punchable face pseudo angry expression but the bitch must of forgot she was a stupid ugly sub 5 feet fat fuck femoid. I still genuinely wish she swung on me id be happy to smash the bitches teeth in. (Self Defense). Sadly I didn't get to punch her because she went to the back of the bus instead of attacking me.

Some weird tall scrawny faggot skinny guy sitting across from me also looked at me angrily but backed off. I would have happily sent that guy 6 foot under. He was 3 inches taller than me but scrawny as fuck (I am only 5' 11 but 196 lbs lean) but I still would have cremated that stupid white knight simp regardless. Even though the faggot gave me this aggressive look like he wanted to fight he was still too pussy to try anything. I still feel genuinely sad neither tried attacking me.

All incels should gym max (to defend against white knights) and start insulting and bullying femoids whenever possible. Instead of typing on this forum all day sitting idly I humbly suggest all incels to take control and fight back against foids.
 
FuckYeah. That’s like what ER did with orange juice. Well done :feelsokman: :feelsokman::feelsokman:.
 
It's true I was the bus.
 
gymmaxing is amazing but not enough , u gotta pratice some kickboxing + jiu jitsu so in situations like that not only ure big but also got fighting experience
 
foids aren't entitled to dryness
 
gymmaxing is amazing but not enough , u gotta pratice some kickboxing + jiu jitsu so in situations like that not only ure big but also got fighting experience
I would go for that but the only kickboxing center near me is a "female self defense" class. If I was allowed to join though I would love dropping femoids on their heads and punching them.
 
I would go for that but the only kickboxing center near me is a "female self defense" class. If I was allowed to join though I would love dropping femoids on their heads and punching them.
nah fuck that join a serious boxing gym and get some sparring going
 
FuckYeah. That’s like what ER did with orange juice. Well done :feelsokman: :feelsokman::feelsokman:.
thx brocell he was even braver than me. He did that shit on purpose without hiding it like me
 
Foids are worthless whores
 
Based if not larp
 
I want to cum in foids' coffees before they drink them :feelsdevil:
 
Today I was on a crowded bus and some stupid fat asian bitch was yapping away on her cell phone probably trying to fuck chad. She also smelt like literal shit and looked like a sun burnt vomit pile. I happened to be holding a (cold) almond milk coffee and I wanted the bitch to leave so bad so I got out my phone with one hand, pretended to try to fit them both into one hand and spilt the almond milk honey all over the stupid bitches legs.

She stood up to try to intimidate me with some punchable face pseudo angry expression but the bitch must of forgot she was a stupid ugly sub 5 feet fat fuck femoid. I still genuinely wish she swung on me id be happy to smash the bitches teeth in. (Self Defense). Sadly I didn't get to punch her because she went to the back of the bus instead of attacking me.

Some weird tall scrawny faggot skinny guy sitting across from me also looked at me angrily but backed off. I would have happily sent that guy 6 foot under. He was 3 inches taller than me but scrawny as fuck (I am only 5' 11 but 196 lbs lean) but I still would have cremated that stupid white knight simp regardless. Even though the faggot gave me this aggressive look like he wanted to fight he was still too pussy to try anything. I still feel genuinely sad neither tried attacking me.

All incels should gym max (to defend against white knights) and start insulting and bullying femoids whenever possible. Instead of typing on this forum all day sitting idly I humbly suggest all incels to take control and fight back against foids.
Good work soldier :feelsYall:
 
Terrible choice of drink, best place for it was tossed on that bitch, have a cold one honey.
 
Maybe she should work on her personality
 
Terrible choice of drink, best place for it was tossed on that bitch, have a cold one honey.
I do not want to go to jail for assault. (Any feds watching its totally fictional) totally
 
(I am only 5' 11 but 196 lbs lean
'miring. no one told you to make the world a better place but you're still doing it based brocel :feelsokman:
 
why are you drinking alomond milk
 
Women are dumb cunts. I might accidentally do this a second time
 
FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS STORY NEVER HAPPENED DON'T ARREST ME I WAS JUST WRITING A STORY TO JERK OFF TO
 
FuckYeah. That’s like what ER did with orange juice. Well done :feelsokman: :feelsokman::feelsokman:.
"On one of the days in July, when I was roaming around Girsh Park, a group of popular college kids arrived to play kickball in the fields. They all looked like typical fraternity jocks, tall and muscular. The kind of guys I’ve hated and envied all my life. With them came a flock of beautiful blonde girls, and they looked like they were having so much fun playing together. One of the girls did a handstand in the grass, and her sexy bare stomach showed as her shirt hung down. All of the girls were scantily clad. Rageboiled inside me as I watched those people who thought they were better than me enjoying their pleasurable little lives together. The rage was so intense that I couldn’t take it. I was insulted too much. I couldn’t leave them without getting some form of revenge, so I drove to the nearby K-mart, bought a super-soaker, filled it up with orange juice that I bought at the same store, and drove back to the park. They were still there, having the time of their lives, and I wanted to ruin it for them. I wanted to ruin their fun just like they ruined mine, as they would never accept me among them. I screamed at themwith rage as I sprayed them with my super soaker. When the boys started to yell and chase after me, I quickly got into my car and drove away. I was giddy with ecstatic, hate-fueled excitement. I wished I could spray boiling oil at the foul beasts. They deserved to die horrible, painful deaths just for the crime of enjoying a better life than me."
 
yo this incident never happened. I just made this story for attention
 

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