I have this guys exact haircut, but I look ugly as fuck

[iiiTeMpeR]

shorter on the sides, long on top, looks exactly like chad from the picture, but my face shape ruins it and it looks cringe imo, bloated face shape + sub human eye region + NO angularity like chad from the pic. 

if you think getting a haircut will make you good looking you're are a) autistic b) coping c) unironically stupid d) all of the above. I legit remember back in my blue pill days I thought my haircut was why I looked odd, just lol @ that cope.

what infuriates me is that the guy in the pic didn't shower or anything, it's just a morning pic, he didn't style it anything, it's messy but looks good, here is him when he styles it:

chad literally cannot lose, he looks good in any haircut, while incels only look good dead.

 

[42cel]

He could have a monk's haircut and would still slay.

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I just let my hair flow, it's hopeless for me anyway so might as well let your hair ldar

 

[cookinbreakfast]

I was a hair coper for a really long time. I would obsess over my hair and spend hours trying to make sure my emo swoop was on point. I'd print out pictures of skater chads when I was 15 and bring the pics into the hair salon and awkwardly ask the 25 year old roasties to make me look like Chad. They'd clip on my hair in silent bewilderment, not even trying to make small talk, probably laughing at me after I left. I'd get depressed if they cut it too short. I'd obsess over it and neglected working out. I straightened it. My dad got pissed one day and I remember telling him: "your hair is who you ARE!".... I honestly thought if I got my hair just right I'd become the king of subculture game and slay pussy. JFL at all those hopeless stupid years spent trying to be attractive, when all along it was my shitty jaw, skin, nose, and frame that fucked me.

 

[iiiTeMpeR]

He could have a monk's haircut and would still slay.

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I just let my hair flow, it's hopeless for me anyway so might as well let your hair ldar

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even your hair LDARs, its over

 

[RREEEEEEEEE]

#MeToo

 

[BongoChrist]

#MeToo

 

[dr-problematic]

im leaving this forum brahs

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KEK