News I have found some great merchandise for truecels, every truecel should own these.

[Deleted member 1060]

Caucasoid Body Jacket (extremely helpful for shitskins):

Mutant Green Body Jacket:

And last but not the least, the Scroten'tote (a.k.a. ballsack-backpack):

Get yours today!!

Caucasoid body jacket: https://www.gamiss.com/hoodies-11571/product3181248/

Ballsack-backpack: https://scrotumbackpack.com/

 

[Deleted member 9229]

where is the street shitting gear??

 

[Deleted member 1060]

where is the street shitting gear??

There is none yet, I guess we should make one, gonna sell like crazy boyo.

 

[First loss]

where is the street shitting gear??

 

[Insomniac]

where is the street shitting gear??

I guess the beauty of street shitting is it’s simplicity. Not much you really need other than a suitable street to defecate in and an anus for the shit to be released from.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

I guess the beauty of street shitting is it’s simplicity. Not much you really need other than a suitable street to defecate in and an anus for the shit to be released from.

Also this. @SuperSaiyanGymcel

As for asswipes, I have used these leaves.

These are leaves of the Shala tree.

Just to add, Buddha was born under a Shala tree.

 

[quinn24]

don't forget the TAC-SAC

 

[acnescarcel]

Also this. @SuperSaiyanGymcel

As for asswipes, I have used these leaves.

These are leaves of the Shala tree.

Just to add, Buddha was born under a Shala tree.

i thought indians wiped their ass with their hand?

 

[Deleted member 1060]

i thought indians wiped their ass with their hand?

Oh no, we sprinkle our assholes with water, in that case we use our hands.

But you've just gave me a great idea for improvisation. Next time when I do a street-shit, I will wipe my ass with my hand and smear the fresh shit on the glass door handles at some nearby starbucks coffee.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

dont forget the kangaroo keychain

 

[Sparrow's Song]

Got the all natural version from etsy...

 

[First loss]

I need that ballsack tbh.

 

[Deleted member 14577]

Now we need some Caucasoid sweatpants™ to match.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Now we need some Caucasoid sweatpants™ to match.

I need that ballsack tbh.

I was looking for a dark brown one, but those motherfuckers only sell white ballsacks.

Real truecel clothing would be army surplus.

You should refrain from dressing yourself cool if you are a truecel.

don't forget the TAC-SAC

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Some whores wear plastic ballsacks to feel more empowered™

dont forget the kangaroo keychain
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Cool, but these are way cooler --

They come with pubes too.